+134 If someone were to ask you "why do you wake up each day", you would have trouble coming up with a non-sarcastic answer, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can answer it... I wake up because each day is an experience that I would not otherwise have. I wake up because I know there are people who would be upset if I didn't, and I don't want to hurt them. I wake up because if things are good I want to keep them good and if things are bad I want to try to improve them. I wake up because I feel like there's still more for me to do in the world. Just kidding. I wake up because I have really good oatmeal in my kitchen.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm interested to see what will happen next. Life is shit, but it's interesting shit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wake up every day because the alternative is staying in bed and I can't stand doing nothing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wake up to play mafia on the forums.

by Anonymous 11 years ago