+406 Someone with the last name "Scissors" could never campaign for president because nobody would be willing to run with him, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm trying to come up with a good rock, paper, scissors pun but I can't. (cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He would rock the presidential election so hard, it would be in the papers. smirk

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well he would... no never mind. We'll paper that... no that doesn't work. If he scissored... just no. . . . Spock.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The opposing party would play "We Will Rock You" at their national convention.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and they could hit back with the Scissor Sisters... if they wanted to lose the election as badly as possible anyway.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But if his opponent's last name was Paper, he'd be guaranteed to win.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A while ago I saw a campaign sign for someone with the last name "Forest." The sign said "Run Forest, Run."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Saw that too. i acknowledged that sign when I passed by. It was deserving of acknowledgement.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I run with scissors because I'm a BAMF

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My brother was running around with scissors and gave me a scar. ...

by Anonymous 11 years ago