How to kiss a girl: 1.Grab her hips. 2.Pull her in slowly. 3.Lean in. 4.Cut her head off with a machete. 5.Sacrifice her to the dark lord satan. Amirite?

+54 How to kiss a girl: 1.Grab her hips. 2.Pull her in slowly. 3.Lean in. 4.Cut her head off with a machete. 5.Sacrifice her to the dark lord satan. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Something seems off about this... Usually Satan prefers the head to stay on his sacrifices.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So do we touch lips together before or after the beheading?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

THAT's what I was doing wrong. I usually switch 3 and 4.

by Anonymous 11 years ago