+307 the worst break up excuse: it's not you, it's me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe not the worst, but definitely overplayed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not you; it's your mom. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and closely followed by "lets just be friends"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yet still not topped by "I'm just not ready for a boyfriend/girlfriend right now."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think friends are good

by Anonymous 7 years ago

I think the worst breakup excuse would be "I killed and raped your baby brother."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats perfectly accceptable!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?!?! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry, it's just an example, I still love you a whole ton

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh phew. :P I thought that was a possibility, cuz I don't have a brother. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too nasty that

by Anonymous 7 years ago

Ooooor "It's not me, it's you."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The wort would be I hate you you rotten sob.

by Anonymous 7 years ago