+84 It's weird when you thought you did something that you didn't actually get to doing, or vice versa, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh my god. I forgot to have kids!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to always think I fed my fish in the morning and then One day I realize that I had never actually fed it for about three weeks and it died.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I often confuse what happened in a dream with reality.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I always stay in bed in the mornings imagining getting dressed so I can just go back to sleep for a while. When I actually decide to get up I'm late AND not dressed.

by Anonymous 11 years ago