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Boys are like purses.
Cute.
Full of crap.
And always replaceable. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Feminists are like refrigerators... they belong in the kitchen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What's wrong with feminists and how is feminism related to this post?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I didn't know Sarah Palin had an Amirite account
by Anonymous12 years ago
WTF? Where did Sarah Plain come from? Who says she has an amirite account?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Didn't know you could get Sarah Palin from fEMMAnist. One being the name EMMA is standing out in it. It looks like the lady from the draft poster back in the 1900's.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Let me break the joke down for you (Emma)? Nice name. Anyway, the joke was about how our friend "lovelymusic" summed up all guys into one negative category which can easily be done with girls too. Only I decided to choose feminists such as yourself because they so often have a negative outlook on men. If you haven't gotten it by now, please don't leave a hateful message. And also you spelled Sarah Palin's name wrong below ... Hope this helped.
by Anonymous12 years ago
http://amirite.net/651690
You're confusing feminists who want equality between the genders with female butch lesbians who hate men and want to be a society as sexist as the current one but in reverse. Very different they are.
by Anonymous12 years ago
hey broseph, i'm going to agree with everything you say, just cuz your username is fucking awesome. adtr♥
by Anonymous12 years ago
Emma, I'm sorry to say this, but the feminism of today, isn't the same as the feminism of the 20th century.
It has gone from something reputable and respectable, to misandric angry women. Sure, this isn't 100% of modern feminists, but it's a good 2/3 of them. It's just the picking and choosing of rights to avoid burdens. Burdens such as front-line service, equality in divorce court, signing for selective service, INCREDIBLY more expensive Life, Health, and Car insurance. That, is modern feminism.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You have some of your facts wrong, yes men pay more for car insurance but women pay more for heath insurance and income protection insurance. Because insurance company's are sexist and they charge on statistics, men are more likely to claim more damage in car accidents because they are more than 50% likely to write off their car in an accident. Women are more likely to claim on health insurance because of child birth so they pay more. Life insurance men pay more because they are less likely to outlive their partner. Income protection is women are more likely to get laid off then men. Signing for selective service is an American thing, and the reason why it is only for men is because of the sexist nature of the military that excludes women from certain positions. Feminists have actually been fighting for equality and want all positions available for men and women, so they haven't been picking and choosing. The American Supreme Court ruled that only men sign up for selective service and at the time it was made of only men. Where I live feminists recently won women the right to front-line service provided they are capable of course. And there are countries that have the draft for w...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Keeping this super short.
The biological differences in a Man and Woman's physiology is hard to ignore. Generally men are stronger, mentally tougher, and ready to fight. Women are generally the opposite. There are exceptions though I admit (I'm a 120lb stick of a guy).
Many soldiers will tell you, without any sexist comments, this:
If I'm a 200lb guy who is wounded in combat, I want to be pulled out of fire by another 200lb guy, not a 150lb woman.
I don't see sexism there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
-sigh- Did you not read "provided they are capable"? Before women were not allowed just because they were female, didn't matter if they were 6' and could lift a guy and it's still the way in most places. I don't get how you can say women were "picking and choosing" when it came to front line service, and then said that men are better suited to it... and the generally stronger, mentally tougher and ready to fight is debatable, there are different forms of being strong, mentally tough and ready to fight. And another thing, I don't get how you can say feminism isn't needed yet masculinism is, when they compliment each other because gender roles hurt both males and females, masculism just focus more on the way they hurt men. http://www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/ATLAS_EN/html/the_social_roles_of_men_and_wo.html This artical is pretty good at explaining how gender roles are more of a social construct.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My grandma has a refrigerator specifically for coke in the basement. So I guess the feminists with coke go in the basement.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I carry lifesaving medication in my purse, so I guess I'm going to find myself a highly valued doctor to smooch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
OP is like a kiddie pool. Immature and shallow.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And smells like pee?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well, obviously.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I've seen some pretty bad analogies about women on here, and those guys don't seem to get so criticized. This was a joke after all..
by Anonymous12 years ago
boys are like dicks, they're dicks
by Anonymous12 years ago
Out of all the good posts overlooked in the justin pages, this shit from over a year ago gets to the homepage???
by Anonymous12 years ago
OP, what kind of asscracks have you been dating that ruin the name for all of us THAT much?
seriously, girls who say this are almost always the girls who fall for the douchebags
by Anonymous12 years ago
Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you're too good for men, you're always welcome to go lesbian as opposed to complaining about them and hoping someone notices.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Girl's are like shoes; they protect your feet.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Girls are like pants. There are the ones your mom likes you to bring around the family, but they don't fit well, and they're uncomfortable to walk around with. Then there are the ones that get left at friends' houses, and you don't care who gets inside of them, they kind of get passed around and get loose. Then there's the one pair that make you look fat and sweaty, but you deal with them because they are easy and loose and you never let your friends borrow them. Then there's that one pair that you always like, but then they fuck you over by making themselves look trashy by getting ripped and wasted."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I thought it was good to be ripped. *flexes muscles*
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you are going to have the username of LovelyMusic then don't be DumbBitch
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same can be said about girls.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shut up, you whiny 13 year old.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Quiet, you whiny 13 year old.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Leathery?
by Anonymous12 years ago
THIS STUPID WAR BETWEEN GIRLS AND BOYS WILL NEVER FREAKING END!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's funny how femanists agree with this but as soon as a post that views females in a negative way appears on the homepage, there are hundreds of comments that say "LOL GUYZ SUCK HURR DURR".
Double standards ftl
by Anonymous12 years ago
What???? I'm a feminist and I disagree with this post, fEMMAnist is obviously a feminist and she disagrees with this post, Spain is a feminist and she also disagrees and I can see others in the "who disagreed" box. This statement is anti-men, not what feminism is about even though that's the myth it's not true.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It sickens me how girls can get away with being sexist while guys can't.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It sickens me when anyone is sexist to either gender. Besides the OP didn't "get away with it" their post is well into the negative, and everytime there is a sexist post against girls, like Credementi said, the girls who are upset, just get called whiny bitches and told to shut up and take a joke.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Of course, Credetemi is always first on the scene when it comes to posts like these :3
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't get your point... what she said was still true.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wow, I can't believe I'd see the day when an anti-male thing on Amirite actually in the red. I'm so proud of everybody.
And to the OP. Ever wonder why there are homosexual men? Women like you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No I'm a fag because vagina's are icky.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"That's exactly what they are, jokes. They are not meant to offend, they are meant to be funny.
The female population of amirite needs to learn this with sexist jokes. I laugh at ones against women AND men.
If they offend you take a mydol." -- Chuckonice
MHHHMMM I don't see you taking this as a joke. Hypocrite.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Aw, did I strike a nerve? Check up on my profile?
Seeing as how the anti-female posts get so much crap, I decided to throw my share of crap at an anti-male one.
I was by no means offended by the OP.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Some girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Wh....why do people like you exist?
Shouldn't natural selection have picked you off long ago?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Natural selection hardly exists at all today with society, and america being spineless and trying not to hurt anyones feelings.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Q. What would you do if you couldn't replace one?
A. G_ f_ck y_ _rs_lf.
Would you like to buy a vowel?
by Anonymous12 years ago
89 people agree with this shit now? Are you fucking serious?
by Anonymous12 years ago
But when you're really attached to your purse but have to replace it anyways for whatever reason, it's pretty hard to find one that's nearly as good. Insert at end of comparison.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I don't know about your family, but my family poops in the toilet, not the purse.
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