+105 There is nothing sweeter than the sound of a baby laughing! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or sneezing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking hate babies. A fat crying blob that shits itself constantly is in no way attractive, cute, funny, or sweet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate children. They leak until around 3 yrs old. And then they just vomit....and fart...and burp...and are so needy. Seeing a baby for one-two hrs is fine. Any more than that and you will need an asylum.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wonder if your mothers hated you like that. what assholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly what I was about to say :) haha. I seriously hope these people never become parents. Like, did you not throw up and burp when you were a baby? I mean, seriously. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago