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If loose lips sink ships, never go on a cruise with a woman who's just had a baby. Amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Actually the veejayjay usually rips open a bit so a few tidy stitches are needed to repair the tear and that makes it tighter than ever.
by Anonymous9 years ago
Fap fap fap...
by Anonymous9 years ago
Obviously.
by Anonymous9 years ago
Perhaps it would be best to wait for a coherent thought before posting……… Just sayin
by Anonymous9 years ago
let me explain my thought process to you then, gramps.
"loose lips sink ships" is an old idiom that warns people to stay away from gossip.
"lips" can also refer to the opening of the vagina. Therefore, the word "lips" can refer to two separate locations on the human body. I took the idiom and used both meanings of the word (we call this a pun) to make the post go in an unexpected direction, and therefore complete my joke.
or maybe next time I can put some real thought into it and come up with something like "wow why do cashiers have earrings haha" or something equally groundbreaking.
by Anonymous9 years ago
I mean..sure it's a crude joke...but who are you really to shut him/her down? Different strokes for different folks. There's nothing wrong with a crude joker here and there.
by Anonymous9 years ago
Bane: Your vulgarity is in no way a joke worth posting. Grow up and get a thought, then post.
by Anonymous9 years ago
Right, he should wait to post until he has amazing and insightful thoughts like "are you like me that when you're in a drive thru the people ahead of you order something with a list a mile long"
by Anonymous9 years ago
Exactly
by Anonymous9 years ago
maybe the 70 year old who is afraid of vaginas needs to grow up
by Anonymous9 years ago
Ok dude, be lewd and crude. You mark yourself with you own shame.
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