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If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

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Sell snacks..cotton candy,peanuts.

I'd love to hit people in the head with.....um,..cotton candy is really good..

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DandyDon DandyDon

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Nothing, I am scared of clowns! (omg)

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

In response to “Nothing, I am scared of clowns! (omg)

Omg I am terrified of them too. I use to have nightmares that involved them that have been occurring since I was 15. About two years ago, at a local festival, I passed out when one got near me.

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Omg I am terrified of them too. I use to have...

lol, yes I am the same, I can't even look at them. I even get creeped out by Ronald McDonald. (hehe)

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

In response to “lol, yes I am the same, I can't even look at...

Oh he creeps me out too. I cannot even watch the movie "it". (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “whats so scary?

I just cannot look at them because they have terrified me since I was little. A friend once emailed me a pic of one as a practical joke. It caused a major anxiety attack & I ended up in the ER.

I use to have constant nightmares twice a night that involved them. I have had them since I was a kid. I just recently stopped having them.

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “whats so scary?

We don't like Painted Faces babe
that's an Understatement

We **** hate them

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Nothing, I am scared of clowns! (omg)

Ha! I don't care for them either!

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Synyster Synyster

In response to “Nothing, I am scared of clowns! (omg)

No Clowns at our Circus Tiff (ono) lolz
Just Weird Acts

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Sell snacks..cotton candy,peanuts.

I'd love to hit people in the head with.....um,..cotton candy is really good..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Sell snacks..cotton candy,peanuts. I'd love...

Some would deserve it (I have a list)...um...cotton candy that is (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

Tightrope walker.

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Morag

I'd be he sword for the sword swallowing act.

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ErasmusB_FurmanSmall ErasmusB_FurmanSmall

Human cannonball

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VicZinc VicZinc

In response to “Human cannonball

They are replacing them with photocopier cannonballs these days.

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Yeknoz Yeknoz

With this moniker, I'm not thinking I'd be given a choice. (biggrin)

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Bozette Bozette

Lion Tamer

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Gypsy Gypsy

Whichever one allowed me to spend most time with those hot acrobatic girls.

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MisterH MisterH

I would be the world's tallest dwarf.

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ZonkeysAss666plus42 ZonkeysAss666plus42

Hi, Lil, by the way. //Marko

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ZonkeysAss666plus42 ZonkeysAss666plus42

In response to “Hi, Lil, by the way. //Marko

Hey Marko. I had a sneaky feeling that was you. :)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Hey Marko. I had a sneaky feeling that was you. :)

Well, I wouldn't want to be Kwashka. The little bird from Canada told me he's around as well?

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ZonkeysAss666plus42 ZonkeysAss666plus42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbW7omy3TlU
this is what I'd want to be doing

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sh9683 sh9683

Cleaner of the animal cages

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

Something sexy. (wink)

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Dami Dami

That girl who eats a sword or like puts the magician in the trap or a contortionist yeah they get laid alot

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

In response to “That girl who eats a sword or like puts the...

lol we picked the same thing

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TheRedJester TheRedJester

A dissappearing act

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Brianl Brianl

sword swallowing ^-^

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TheRedJester TheRedJester

Clown , making balloon animals

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lobsterman lobsterman

In response to “Clown , making balloon animals

I love balloon animals

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Clown , making balloon animals

"nah" Strong Man

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “"nah" Strong Man

I remember you don't like clowns lol

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lobsterman lobsterman

In response to “I remember you don't like clowns lol

(ono) you got that right Snappy lolz

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Always amazed me how fast and what they could make with those balloons.

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lobsterman lobsterman

In response to “Always amazed me how fast and what they could...

My favorite is butterflies

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

I would like to be a high wire walker.

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Mogal Mogal

Handing out cotton candy or selling tickets.

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cali93 cali93

In response to “Handing out cotton candy or selling tickets.

Oh I would like to do that too

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

Acro dance.:))

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Masha Masha

Burping fire.

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Yeknoz Yeknoz

In response to “Burping fire.

Oh Cool!!! lolz

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Oh I know , it's one of those really Dangerous Acts but looks so frickin Awesome <iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qu7RiFR8U9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Oh I know , it's one of those really...

C may disown me hahaha

That is hot!!!

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Oh I know , it's one of those really...

Only you could think of that, I thought you were a bright spark when I met you...one slip and pussy becomes mincemeat.....lol

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JD JD

In response to “Only you could think of that, I thought you...

hahaha Oh I would Love to try it, it looks like fun to me.

Love the way She was shooting off sparks into Guys Mouths suggestively So Naughty

*Wicked giggles*

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Trapeze artist as long as Gina Lollibridgida is my assistant...

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JD JD

In response to “Trapeze artist as long as Gina Lollibridgida...

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “<iframe width="854"...

Me and you could take the parts, I look like Gina a bit....lmfao

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JD JD

In response to “Me and you could take the parts, I look like...

hahaha You Silly Sod Platinum

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “hahaha You Silly Sod Platinum

You win, I'll be Bert....thank me later...

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JD JD

In response to “You win, I'll be Bert....thank me later...

No , you be Tony
always the Funny Guys with me hehe

Never seen this film , are they both
in Love with her JD ?

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “No , you be Tony always the Funny Guys with...

Yer, all three of us were..........she was in love with Bert but started practicing with Tony to make Bert jealous....

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JD JD

In response to “Here's some info:...

Wow! Burt Lancaster was an actual Trapeze Artist and did his own stunts in the film

I have to watch this
I Love an Old movie

Thanks babe (hug)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Wow! Burt Lancaster was an actual Trapeze...

Right, and an injury stopped his circus acrobat career - and he did quite a few stunts by himself. Another famous movie star known to have done stunts by himself was Jean-Paul Belmondo.

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Marianne Marianne

In response to “Right, and an injury stopped his circus...

I don't know him , well not by name at least.

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Here's some info:...

Breathless Love that film
now I know who he is

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “**Breathless** Love that film now I know who...

I was sure that you knew about "Breathless", "The Brain" (with Niven and Bourvil), "Up to His Ears" or "Borsalino", just to cite a few of the most known movies.

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Marianne Marianne

In response to “I was sure that you knew about...

I saw Richard Gere's version first and then realized it was a remake

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I saw Richard Gere's version first and then...

Oh, I see; I remembered vaguely that there had been a remake but that was all, so, I checked (and found right away a mistake in closing dialogue of the English version of the information):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...281960_film%29

Error:
MICHEL: Ch'uis vraiment dégueulasse. (J'suis = I'm ...)

Correction: « C'est vraiment dégueulasse. » = "it is really disgusting", i.e. Michel did not say "I'm" or "You're" disgusting, but only "it is disgusting", referring to the whole situation, not to her or him ...

But they, i.e. one of the police officers misinterpreted that and said that he blamed her.

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Marianne Marianne

In response to “Oh, I see; I remembered vaguely that there...

I have a thing for Richard Gere
His Acting is not all that but I don't care
He's Dreamy

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I have a thing for Richard Gere His Acting...

I remember, besides "Pretty Woman" (of course), "An Officer and a Gentleman" and found that the movie, the story and it's heroes, especially Richard Gere, were excellent.

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Marianne Marianne

Knife Throwing

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Synyster Synyster

In response to “Knife...

Oh now that I could do. I love throwing darts.

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Oh now that I could do. I love throwing darts.

Make sure you use an assistant you don't like. Just in case! lol

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Synyster Synyster

In response to “Make sure you use an assistant you don't...

Oh of course that is the same concept I use when playing darts lol

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

tightrope walker

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C_ZAR1 C_ZAR1

The grinder calling people into the sideshows or making ballyhoo.

With a crusty top-hat, tattered patchwork suit, and a devils grin yelling "Step right up folks the show is gonna begin. Come see Glis's hand picked assortment of oddities, curious, shocking abnormalities, and unheard horrors. Hand picked fro around the globe for you to see tonight. Dare to enter and take a chance."

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Glis

In response to “The //grinder// calling people into the...

Oh I couldn't do that & keep a straight face lol

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Oh I couldn't do that & keep a straight...

That's what I'm for.

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Glis

In response to “The //grinder// calling people into the...

I think you've been there in a Previous Life Glis , now that's my kind of Circus.......

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I think you've been there in a Previous Life...

Ahh my fair child, just 16 pence for a marvelous cavalcade of unmentionable wonder and titillating depravity.

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Glis

In response to “The //grinder// calling people into the...

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc_udCSi3qo

We'll leave the Good People of Amirite to their Nice Circus's lolz , check this out

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “We'll leave the Good People of Amirite to...

The kind of circus that gives carnies a dark name. Uh-huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

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Glis

In response to “The kind of circus that gives carnies a dark...

Tod Brownings Freaks still blows me away
the ending is terrifying.......

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “**Tod Brownings Freaks** still blows me away...

Growing up I wanted to be a carnie. Poor parents.

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Glis

In response to “Growing up I wanted to be a carnie. Poor...

Would of been an amazing experience Glis
I fantasized about it often too as a Teen , to get away from my own Freak show lolz

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Would of been an amazing experience Glis I...

Closest I got was working Midways as a floater when they came to town. They used to hire from the amusement park.

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Glis

In response to “Plate spinning or...

hahaha Now that is you Marianne Spinning plates

Love this Guy

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “hahaha Now that is you Marianne...

Lol - I always liked acrobatics and dexterity, combined with humour.

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Marianne Marianne

I will take the kissing booth, only I get to choose who I will kiss.

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Misty_Blue Misty_Blue

In response to “I will take the kissing booth, only I get to...

Well that's not fair! (hello)(hehe)

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Synyster Synyster

In response to “Well that's not fair! (hello)(hehe)

You would be the first kissee. (love)

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Misty_Blue Misty_Blue

In response to “You would be the first kissee. (love)

Awwww
Thanks Misty, I'm honoured! :-)

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Synyster Synyster

In response to “I will take the kissing booth, only I get to...

Everyone has to kiss a few frogs before they can kiss a prince.....hehe ..so I'll let Marky go first....lol

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JD JD

In response to “Everyone has to kiss a few frogs before they...

lolz that's Cheeky but funny

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Everyone has to kiss a few frogs before they...

You can get kissed before the booth even opens. How's that?

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Misty_Blue Misty_Blue

In response to “You can get kissed before the booth even...

Typical Platinum , charms the pants off ya and gets a freebie lolz

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Typical Platinum , charms the pants off ya...

Nice people get nice things...hehe

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JD JD

In response to “Nice people get nice things...hehe

lolz look what Misty just said (hehe) She's funny

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “lolz look what Misty just said (hehe) She's funny

She ain't funny....(angry)

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JD JD

In response to “She ain't funny....(angry)

Oh YES She is lolz that tickled me

If ya really Lucky the Bearded Lady may of had a quick shave XD

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Oh YES She is lolz that tickled me If ya...

I've gone off kissing.....

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JD JD

In response to “I've gone off kissing.....



Cross my Palm with Silver my Darling and let me tell you your Future *wink*

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/...

Too late, you two have gone too far....I'm having tea with the clowns....

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JD JD

In response to “Too late, you two have gone too far....I'm...



Mines milk , no sugar , Sugar lolz

I'm floating and multi talented in this Circus , don't ya know

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I've gone off kissing.....

Aw don't feel bad, Platinum. Here, have a hug. (hug)

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Misty_Blue Misty_Blue

In response to “Aw don't feel bad, Platinum. Here, have a...

I think he's sulking babe lolz

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Aw don't feel bad, Platinum. Here, have a...

Too little too late......hehe

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JD JD

In response to “Too little too late......hehe

ahhhh lets turn this frown upside down

<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fUTYVN-_FCA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I know you Love Blondes

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “ahhhh lets turn this frown upside down...

Is that you, Serenity? Wow! I didn't know you were so acrobatic.

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Misty_Blue Misty_Blue

In response to “Is that you, Serenity? Wow! I didn't know...

hahaha She's fantastic , used to post her to Guys on SH

Birthday posts etc

SKIP to 2:20

<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-sVCZ8GsLTU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The Guys and Girls of SH will remember this vid

She is Smokin

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Typical Platinum , charms the pants off ya...

I didn't say that it would be me doing the kissing. I just said he can get kissed. LOL! I think the bearded lady will be available before I arrive.

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Misty_Blue Misty_Blue

In response to “I didn't say that it would be me doing the...

Haha....(maniac)....think you're funny

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JD JD

In response to “Everyone has to kiss a few frogs before they...

Frogs can be very cute:



But go safe, try the role of Kermit:

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Marianne Marianne

In response to “Frogs can be very cute: ...

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “<iframe width="854"...

Lol!

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Marianne Marianne

WORKING WITH THE TIGERS!!



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dru18 dru18

joker :^)

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Sid_ Sid_

Depends on how heavy my trapeze partner is. Otherwise might as well grease up the tightwalk shoes.

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DW2 DW2

In response to “Depends on how heavy my trapeze partner is...

(ill) No way could i do that

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

I would love to be an aerialist

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Trish Trish

Flying trapeze

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Jaxxi Jaxxi

A disappearing act. never liked the circus

+222 Reply

Brianl Brianl

Knife thrower
Or trick shooting

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Walt_OReagun Walt_OReagun

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