+408 You hate it when two good shows are on tv, and you wait till theres a commercial on one of them so you can flip to the other because you just can't decide which one to watch. amirite ? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But then they're both on commercial at the same time? And it's like, "Go fuck yourself, Comedy Central. Go fuck yourself, FX." and you get so pissed, you end up picking up your chair and smashing it against your plasma screen tv and it ends up exploding and blowing you back a hundred feet, so you don't have enough time to run back and save your house from the fire that started as a result of the tvs explosion, until the only thing you can say is, "Fuck it" I'll be a hobo without a tv for the rest of my life and you end up becoming a hermit, who lives by the beach, scaring any passer bys who happen to enjoy comedy central OR FX and who happen to have tv on their mobile devices and enjoy the best of both worlds without the interruption of commercials, thanks to them having hulu plus, which really isn't worth it because hey, what's a couple of commercials, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe you should spend your money on anger management classes as opposed to a plasma.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well I still haven't done it, so I have my hopes up....

by Anonymous 12 years ago