dumb blonde jokes always seem to be about GIRL blondes. amirite?

it's because all guys are so stupid hair color doesn't make a difference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is so true. all guys are indeed stupid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@136215 (MaggieOLegit1): "WHAT A JERK..." a guy amidst the audience mumbled loudly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Half the world's population is stupid?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are so right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, you are so wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jeeesh make up your mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mind has been made up. You're stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It actually doesn't specify. People just seem to automatically think of girls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A brunette guy, a red-head, and a blonde guy are eating lunch at work. The brunette opens his lunchbox to pizza and says "If I get pizza one more time, I'll kill myself!" The red-head guy opens his lunchbox to a burrito and says "If I get one more burrito, I'll kill myself!" The blonde guy opens his lunchbox to a ham sandwich and says "If I get ham one more time, I'll kill myself!" The next day, they get the same stuff and kill themselves. At their funeral, the brunette's wife, in tears, cried "Oh! I should have never packed pizza!" The red-head's wife, in tears, cried "Oh! I should have never packed that burrito!" The blonde's wife, perfectly calm, said "Don't look at me. He packs his own lunch."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even better that the blonde opens his bag to see a ham sandwich, AND THEN says he will kill himself if he gets a ham sandwich.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blonde too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH. The first blonde is a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the reason blonde jokes are about girls are because boys with blond hair dont have an e at the end

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

GET IT RIGHT.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Two boys (one blonde one brunette) are standing outside a middle school staring up at the flag pole. A woman walks by and says, "What are you doing?" The boys tell her that their teacher told them to calculate the height of the flag pole. The woman grabs a wrench out of her purse, undoes a few bolts and lays the flag pole on the ground. She then measures it with a tape measure and says, "Eighteen feet, six inches." She smiles and walks away. The brunette is satisfied but the blonde is laughing and says, "What a dumb lady. We were supposed to fine the height, not the length."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They aren't as bad as dumb old door jokes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because blonde boys aren't dumb. They're evil...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

as shown in the simpsons

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUNNY JOKE: How do you kill a blonde?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Not a Jew): Well there are many ways... All of which are WRONG because murder is ILLEGAL!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i like dead baby jokes. how do you get dead baby guts out of a bucket? you put them in a blender. how do you get them out of the blender? tortilla chips.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once there was a blond guy. His wife was leaving on vacation for a while without him, and he was helping her pack. He noticed some condoms in her luggage. The blond thought to himself, "Wow, my wife is so dumb. She doesn't even have a penis."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha you guys have some good jokes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago