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Standing at the gates of heaven, and God asks you “Why should I let you in?” What do you reply?

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Because Jesus paid the price for my sins, and I believe He is the your Son.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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Because of John 3:16. You said all I had to do was believe. I do.

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JerryHendrickson JerryHendrickson

Because the alternative is hell and torturing people for eternity is inhumane

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DWF DWF

I would hoist my trousers and say I ain't brought any socks with me...hehe

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JD JD

In response to “I would hoist my trousers and say I ain't...

lolz JD Behave yourself (hehe)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I would hoist my trousers and say I ain't...

You don't think you can ditch the socks that easily, do you, JD? (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

I'd say

"Jesus , give me a break will ya , like about a 100 years on a Nice fluffy Cloud where I can Learn to play the Harp because you know what I have done to get up here , now stop messing about and let me in"

lolz ......... I hope I'm a Cheeky Angel

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I'd say **"Jesus , give me a break...

It's better to take a few lessons and start practicing now, Ser. (biggrin)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eBnlAfvbqE

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “It's better to take a few lessons and start...

Oh I had to mute the TV for this Tink
that is Beautiful

Oh yes , that will be me on my big fluffy Cloud
with my Harp plucking away at the Strings and *winking* at all the Boy Angels (biggrin)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “Oh I had to mute the TV for this Tink that...

Well, as long as it's just winking. (wink)

Remember, Ser, you're supposed to BEHAVE in Heaven.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Well, as long as it's just winking...

I don't think it's in my DNA to Behave myself (mischief) go join my Adult post babe

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Because Jesus paid the price for my sins, and I believe He is the your Son.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

I don't think he would, cause I keep doing his job.

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Tanor_Faux Tanor_Faux

If he doesn't already know the answer to that question, he either isn't God, or his all-knowing-ness was greatly over-exaggerated.

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MisterH MisterH

In response to “If he doesn't already know the answer to that...

It turns out that heaven admission works the same way as college admissions do.

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DWF DWF

I was kind.

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Caitlyn Caitlyn

Because your Son purchased my admission with His life, and I've gratefully accepted that gift.

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

I bought a ticket years ago.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Not avidly, no.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Jesus paid the price for my sins.

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Masha Masha

Grandfather knew when He breathed Life into me, it wasn't a Saint he was needin...
The devil don't want us, he's afraid we will take over the place
Heaven's Gate is where I will stand with my brothers
Joe saw action in the Pacific during World War 2 in the battles of Cape Gloucester, Peleliu and Okinawa.

sing it Joe Kellwood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtiz4YJKc9o

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

nothing I would just smile. either i get in or not it isn't up to me.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

I sought you my entire life. I searched through almost every faith tradition to find you. I tried to live my life well. I tried to share your love with others. I am not perfect, as that's impossible. I can stand before you and honestly say I kept the path I thought you wanted for me throughout my life and I loved you and Jesus.

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Trish Trish

Because I'm A GODDESS BABY!! Lets make little Godlets together!! LMAO Sorry I had to! Idk I guess I never really did anything horrible. I mean I used to steal but petty crime =/= a viable reason for eternal torture. Unless of course you live in Iran. I give to charities, I dropped a 50 dollar bill in a collection tin just cuz i could, I returned an ipod I found back when they were big, I guess I ain't that bad

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

Good question - bye.

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne

Because nobody else cares anymore. Your Communication team has kind of sucked for 2000 years"

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DW2 DW2

Because i look to heaven as my goal

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MindBlowing

I'm thirsty.May I have a drink of water?

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hootowl hootowl

"Good morning Lord!
I'm a good friend of your Son, Jesus. He said my name would on your list.
Great job on the Universe by the way. It's gorgeous!"

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Budwick Budwick

Ok, I believe, but could you just show me that water to wine trick one more time.

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

"So you can keep an eye on me"

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AliceD AliceD

People search for the key to happiness, convinced it must be elsewhere. But eventually we discover that key was in our possession all along.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

Because I know you would never break your promise.

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Brianl Brianl

You're shorter than I though You'd be

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