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You've died and are suspended between heaven and hell. From there you see your family celebrating and thusly determine:

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They've finally caught onto your Ponzi scheme.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

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They've finally caught onto your Ponzi scheme.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

That it took death to get you to move out of home but now they got a spare room that they can use to store all that junk in the Garage.

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OzSurfer OzSurfer

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Lol... At first they were trying to marry you off...but when that didn't work...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

They're going to be fine without me.. which would please me.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

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You're telling me you don't want ONE tear shed...?

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

In response to “You're telling me you don't want ONE tear shed...?

Only if it helps them through the grieving process. Honest.

Having children, one of my biggest concerns about dying is losing the ability to help them through the difficult times.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

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Oh...Phil... Sometimes every day can be difficult.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

In response to “Oh...Phil... Sometimes //every day// can be...

True. And they're more resilient than I give them credit for.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

I always say let me go first so I don't have to miss anyone.

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BarbOBarr BarbOBarr

The verdict must not have come in on me yet. I'd be crossing my fingers mighty tight at that point. Either that, or my robe was snagged on something.

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faceman faceman

Lol! I don't think you're going to be suspended between the two. You're either going to hell or heaven when judgement day comes. I'll take heaven.

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cali93 cali93

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Let me know, okay? :)

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

I would want them to be happy...the big problem is which road I'm going to take, I'll go to to a nice place and leave the hot place to rabbits....hehe

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JD JD

I would look up, full in the knowledge that, I'm not worthy to be there, but my hope would be that my faith would allow me a place

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Freeranger Freeranger

I would put my arms around them and tell them I'm OK, just waiting in line to enter Paradise....that would make them very happy.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

I don't believe in Heaven or Hell plus any religion which features a "Hell" can not be called compassionate.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

I would determine that they were celebrating my life with them.

It was a little like that when my Dad passed. Friends and family came to visit toward the end of his life. When he passed, they all came over. Everyone brought food. Very impromptu. We all told funny stories about Dad and told about lessons learned. It was very cathartic for everyone - especially Mom. I'm sure Dad would have been pleased.

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Budwick Budwick

My insurance policy must have paid out quickly. :)

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

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Gr8 comment.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

They found my $1M life insurance policy.

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SolitaryMan SolitaryMan

I am going to Heaven :)

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redmask38 redmask38

I'll choose the Rock over the hard place.

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Masha Masha

I need to find Jesus...

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Jaxxi Jaxxi

What kind of a deranged psychotic family celebrates the death of their family member.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

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It's called a Wake here...or a Celebration of Life.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

In response to “It's called a Wake here...or a Celebration of...

I wasn't in the mood to celebrate when my grandma died

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

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It's just a chance to get together with ppl...talk about what you know about the deceased...share funny anecdotes and get pissed out of your skull.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

They published all of my unwritten work and got rich.

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BlindMist BlindMist

they are happy i am in heaven

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