+247 Listerine should just make a toothpaste that has toothpaste and mouthwash benefits all in one, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There actually is such a thing. Crest + Scope, I think.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We would then be the laziest motherfuckers in the entire universe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ew. I think I'll keep toothpaste and mouthwash as two separate jobs...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be the toothpaste of pain, since mouthwash is essentially part alchohol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or a mouthwash that does the job of both toothpaste and mouthwash.

by Anonymous 12 years ago