-147 It must have sucked when Jesus came back from the dead, he couldn't eat m&ms because they kept falling through the holes in his hands! amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this is a dumb post.. he obviously could still pick them up with his fingers

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That, and the fact that M&Ms weren't invented for another 1000 years or so.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/42546

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or the fact that there was no Jesus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus has been proven to exist...whether or not he came back to life is a different story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or how would he wash his face? The water would go right through. He wouldn't be able to use shampoo too. So unsanitary.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He could use a loofa

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It says in the bible that he ate honeycomb. And that he let people touch the scars in his hands and feet. He could have eaten M&Ms had they been invented.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Since he was crucified by Romans, the holes were most likely in his wrists, not on his palms.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Prophet problems.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. Masturbating must have been hard too. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago