If Pluto's not a planet, then midgets aren't people, amirite?

More like... If Pluto's not a planet, then monkeys aren't people. We love you Pluto, but you're an oddball.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Midgets not being people has nothing to do with Pluto, it's because they have no soul, like gingers... and the French...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lawlz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So the anti-christ is probably a Red-headed, French, midget, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Comment avez-vous su!? Dieu zut! J'ai besoin d'un nouveau regard...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

L'enfer oui.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pomplemous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Que?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No se. No hablo frances. Hablo espanol un poco.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo no hablo francés, tampoco. Estoy en español dos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

estoy en espanol tres

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seré el año próximo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Muy bien. Hablando espanol es diversion

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A mi tambien! lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a grape fruit? I love that french word!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah that, bonjour, and the phrase "will you sleep with me tonight?" oh and also potatoe and godbye are pretty much the only french I know...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tried to teach my brother french but all he bothered remembering was pomme de terre.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Napoleon Bonaparte?! Lmao.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha was he ginger?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really have no idea, but he may have been strawberry blonde. He fits the other requirements; French, and comicly short.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think he was ginger. And I think I read somewhere that he wasn't actually that short but I could be mistaken I don't know for sure. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD I don't know about the ginger thing, but I'm absolutely positive he was pretty short. I remember learning about it in World History and wondering how funny he had to be to his soldiers. He might not have been a dwarf, but he was nearly there, I believe. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think you understand why Pluto was deemed no longer, to fit into the catergory of a planet. How they specify a planet is determined by more then size. I suggest you look it up for further details. Pluto is, however, one of the dwarf planets. There are three planetary groupings: terrestrials (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars), gaseous giants (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) and dwarf planets (Ceres, Pluto, Charon, Eris, Makemake, Haumea).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i did a report on dwarf planets and you're right but it was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was pretty obvious that it was a joke haha no need to get all serious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know, I'm not positive, but that MAY HAVE BEEN THE POINT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*WHOOSH!*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure most people know this already. The point isn't that this doesn't make sense, because it does. The point is that this particular piece of rock was called a planet and named Pluto. You can't just change that. You should just say that other pieces of floating rock this size aren't planets. But once you've named a planet, it's stupid to change that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha why are you against change? You're a moron. This is a funny joke, but Pluto shouldn't be called a planet because...hmmmmmmmm...it iSN'T ONE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not against change. Don't insult me because you can't argue, you're the moron. I think that it's stupid to change something like that. It's not like your renaming a road, you're deciding that a whole planet isn't a planet anymore. And actually, it IS a planet; a dwarf planet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're really dumb

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait but I thought that, that person just totally pwned all of you guys....?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u guys take shit way too seriously lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, this was funny. But Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore because all the other plants have an elliptical and it doesn't. It's orbit is way more slanted than the other planets. Not because it's small.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

elliptical orbit*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, anything under 5.5 inches is not a penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha lol :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, you didnt word this the same as the other person did when they posted this...probally why you got so many thumbs down

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pluto is not a planet. But midgets are people. Those two comparisons are very different...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they are saying it's not a planet because it's a dwarf planet, so saying dwarf planets aren't planets is like saying that dwarf people aren't really people because of how big they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did Spain play like shit last game? DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID I LOOK WALKING AROUND TELLING EVERYONE THAT SPAIN WAS GONNA WIN THE FREAKING WORLD CUP? pretty damn stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh and my comment is completely irrelevant towards midgets and dwarf planets. although i've always had a strong passion to argue with strangers about both subjects.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We'll beat Honduras tomorrow, you'll see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

first of all there called little people you idiots! and that has nothing to do with pluto not being a planet!get a freaking clue moron!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow it was a joke about how pluto is too small to be a planet and saying that it should be a planet. It was not a literal comparison. i think we see who the moron is here, anonymous ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think he/she meant that even though it's in joke format it's not really that funny to be using discrimination against people who have some disabling problems.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Troll or idiot? I can't tell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All these comments made me giggle. But yes, Pluto isn't a planet(but is a dwarf planet) because it is made out of mainly icey rock unlike the terrestrial &gaseous planets. He's just an oddball. He also did not have a stable orbit. But this is just info, please noone get mad. &i'm commenting anonymous because some creep is commenting on everything of mine on here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, its orbit is stable. Pluto has a 3:2 resonance with Neptune (it orbits three times for every two of Neptune's orbits). But yeah, just so you know lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, it's just not as stable as others. That's what i meant. haha sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

retards

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jenna: I don't know how I feel about this site...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, this site fucking sucks. Back to MLIA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

where does that leave dwarfs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-highfives OP-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU MOST-LIKELY GOT THIS FROM FACEBOOK. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE PLUTO!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago