<b>You've won the beauty pageant for your country.</b> <em>What would <b>your</b> speech be about...</em>

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You've won the beauty pageant for your country. What would your speech be about...

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Pretty sure it would involve a speech about me going to Disneyland (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess

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It would be a 20 minute guitar rift

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ergoproxy ergoproxy

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A man of NO words... I like it.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

Pretty sure it would involve a speech about me going to Disneyland (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess

It would be about the absurdities of beauty pageants...

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Carla Carla

I would thank everyone , the staff at the hospital where I was born, my primary school teacher, my grammar school teacher, Charlie my cat, Simon who owned the baker shop and last of all a special thanks to the policeman who let me off when my life could have took a nasty turn....

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JD JD

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So...what would your speech be about?

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

How i expect to be waited on hand and foot..and when bringing me M&M's...
I want all the green ones removed.

Oh yea...and world peace...blah blah blah..

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DandyDon DandyDon

I'd probably compliment them on being so progressive as to make a 42 year old man the winner of their beauty pageant. Then I'd probably chide them for falling so far out of touch with reality that they'd make a 42 year old man the winner of their beauty pageant.

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Maze Maze

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So funny. Ha ha. So...what might your speech be about?

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow OP

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Thanks. That would probably be about it, then like, mic drop and walk off stage.

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Maze Maze

Me obviously...乂^◡^乂

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Ada Ada

I wouldn't enter a beauty pagent and if i did i sure as **** wouldnt win

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lizardqueen lizardqueen

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Are you an ugly lizard? 乂ᵒ .ᴼ乂

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Ada Ada

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Well at least I'm not alone then. (biggrin)
乂^◡^乂

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Ada Ada

If I, a Tomboy, won a beauty pageant my speech would basically be about congratulating the world for finally recognizing non conventional female beauty and honoring those of us who aren't into long flowing hair and heavy makeup

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

Multiple personality amputee midget ex circus performers.

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