Optimist - the glass is half full, Pessimist - the glass is half empty. What other such examples can you give about this?

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Optimist - the glass is half full, Pessimist - the glass is half empty. What other such examples can you give about this?

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Kleptomaniac - the glass is worth something if stolen.
Survivalist - the water in the glass is vital to hydration.
Book lover - the glass can spill and damage my books.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

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Kleptomaniac - the glass is worth something if stolen.
Survivalist - the water in the glass is vital to hydration.
Book lover - the glass can spill and damage my books.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

Magician - the glass is nowhere to be found.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Alcoholic - I hope that's booze in the glass.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

Realist - it's half a glass of water.

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Maze Maze

Environmental scientist - making certain, that the water is uncontaminated.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Alcoholic - Sees there is space for more.

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voxlug voxlug

Isaac Newton (on a sunny day) - The glass disassembles the light into a spectrum.

Church Goer - The glass is stained.

Kraftwerk - Even the greatest stars dislike themselves (their own reflections) in the glass.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

In response to “Isaac Newton (on a sunny day) - The glass...

Scientist - This glass is composed mainly of silica dioxide and quartz.

Conspiracy theorist - This glass is covering something up!

Germaphobe - This glass is covered with bacteria!

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

I never worry about my glass being half full or half empty. I just refill it.

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

In response to “I never worry about my glass being half full...

Yeah but it's not what the post is about.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

You could drink both and call yourself an opportunist.

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trooper trooper

In response to “You could drink both and call yourself an...

I just wanted everyone to follow the examples given can you make a few?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

In response to “I just wanted everyone to follow the examples...

Entitled - Why do I only get a half a glass of water?
Paranoid - Somebody stole half my water!
Liar - I gave half my water to Sir John Guilgood.

How's that?

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trooper trooper

In response to “Perfect!

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trooper trooper

In response to “http://i.imgur.com/YYD9KoN.gif

Do people ever mess with you that clone soldiers are horrible shooters?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

Two ½ s make one whole!

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Two ½ s make one whole!

I just wanted everyone to follow the examples given can you make a few?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

In response to “I just wanted everyone to follow the examples...

Probably not... but I'll give it another attempt

Optimist – The drink must have been good because they’re saving it for later

Pessimist – The drink must have been bad because they didn’t drink it all

Computer nerd – Water must stay in the glass because it’s bad for the computers

Theater Guard – Outside water isn’t allowed to be brought in the theater

Capitalist – we could separate the water and the glass and maximum the profits

Communist – we must split every drop or water and glass equally

Bill Clinton – “that depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is”

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Probably not... but I'll give it another...

I thought someone didn't think there were any "rules" in commenting...on a game, too.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “I thought someone didn't think there were any...

It's just how the game goes sukie, if people start chasing each other in hide and seek the game wont work. As you see everyone else just did it.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

In response to “It's just how the game goes sukie, if people...

This is about what-his-name....Sunny. I totally understand.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “I thought someone didn't think there were any...

That's was a request, not a rule forcing me that I must do this or I must do that, demanding I follow a rule that was just randomly put in place on the spot and specifically targeted me and only me.

There is a huge difference between asking a number of people, including you to try again... and demanding people to change to the point it's no longer a game but it's work.

Because if you put too many demands on others, they're now trying to cross the t and dot the i and it takes all the fun out of the game, meaning it's no longer fun or enjoyable... and it then becomes unpaid work.

I want fun, not worrying about if my silly nonsensical game post is perfect pleasing to an overlord.

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “That's was a request, not a rule forcing me...

Poe-tate-to...Poe-tat-to

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “Poe-tate-to...Poe-tat-to

Or maybe "po-TAH-to" (smile)

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Or maybe "po-TAH-to" (smile)

If you weren't here I wouldn't talk to you. This is NOT official talking.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “If you weren't here I wouldn't talk to you...

Okay, so this is unofficial talking then?

Well I'm glad there is talks.

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Zolfie Zolfie

Yin and Yang



Mixing

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Zolfie Zolfie

Mad Scientist - With this water I can, dare I say it, take over the world!
Melancholy - Half a glass? Figures.
CNN conspiracist - President Trump stole half the water from the CNN glass today...

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trooper trooper

In response to “Mad Scientist - With this water I can, dare I...

Hahahahahhaha I loved the CNN Trump one * insert gif where Trump choke slams CNN *

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “The grass is always greener on the other side.

Look at every comment and try again sukie

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

In response to “Look at every comment and try again sukie

Thirsty person: I'd like a whole glass of water please.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

I use to be a Optimist

the World made me a Realist

and another thing

scars tell better stories then tattoos

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

In response to “I use to be a Optimist the World made me a...

I was hoping you'd follow the example given in most comments

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic OP

In response to “I was hoping you'd follow the example given...

hoping you'd follow the example given in most comments

a different view

Many are born
Few are made

that applies to 1 branch of the military

takes a good kind of crazy to be a Marine

I'll leave it there

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

VicZinc, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be, we could have saved the cost of making it so big and paid the workers more.

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VicZinc VicZinc

wine connoissuer - that wine is not good enough to drink more

my family- give it to me, I'll drink it!

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

Waiter- Can I top that off for you?

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trooper trooper

In response to “Waiter- Can I top that off for you?

Well, I thought it was funny...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “Well, //I// thought it was funny...

Mrs. trooper's contribution.

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trooper trooper

In response to “Mrs. trooper's contribution.

She must be a hoot a minute.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “She must be a hoot a minute.

She's got a better sense of humor than most people know.

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trooper trooper

The realist takes the glass and drinks it

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sh9683 sh9683

Realist — glass of water.

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Masha Masha

ME: If I boil the half empty glass and it explodes.. it was full for a few seconds, and I can use the broken glass to fortify the next one. :)

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DW2 DW2

Need a smaller glass

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Creamcrackered Creamcrackered

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