OK YOU LAZY SAD SACK OF AMIRITES WHEN I TELL YOU TO LOVE ME YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING ON HERE TO GET NO LOVE.I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU AND GET YOU TALKING AND TO WONDER WHO I AM.

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OK YOU LAZY SAD SACK OF AMIRITES WHEN I TELL YOU TO LOVE ME YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING ON HERE TO GET NO LOVE.I'M HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU AND GET YOU TALKING AND TO WONDER WHO I AM.

HAVE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION? NO! CLEARLY NOT AS I SEE NO LOVE NOT ONE.YOU PEOPLE SUCK.MAGGOT?WHO YOU CALLING MAGGOT SUNNY?GIVE ME SOME LOVE. ZONKEYBALLS YOU'RE OK BUT YOUR FRIENDS SUCK **** THANKS FOR THE LOVE MAN.PLATINUM I AM THE ANON DRILL SERGEANT AND I DON'T SWING THAT WAY BUT GIVE ME SOME LOVE MAN AND WE CAN TALK NEGOTIATIONS.DARKEST SERENITY THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK HA.NOW GIVE ME SOME LOVE SWEETHEART.CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY I CAN'T SAY **** ON HERE ALL I CAN SEE IS **** STARS? I SEE I HAVE A COUPLE OF IN SUBORDINATES ON MY POST OF THE FEMALE VARIETY. BOZETTE AND TOMBOY JANET DON'T FIGHT IT LADIES JUST GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.

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Excuse me??? I'll have you know I might be lazy because I am still in my jammies but I am so not sad...

Plus I don't jump threw hoops on command...ya want love earn it

Furthermore I will have you know... you don't have my attention because I have a short attention span

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess

Have some self-respect.

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Thibault Thibault

who in the world are YOU?

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Skr3wBall Skr3wBall

I don't care who you are, but you are dying to tell me...I might already love you...and then...

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JD JD

Boo hoo.

Confusing how a hard **** sergeant wants some wovy dovy love
Im the colonel drop and give me 20 maggot!

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

Excuse me but who the Hell do you think you are coming on here giving your orders ? YOU get no Love from ME and I don't like being told what to do.

I'm a Mod on here if you need help onsite then you may come find me.

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Meh...Not wondering

Drama squashed..

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DandyDon DandyDon

I love you Drill Sarge, now entertain me and I will wonder who you are. A deal is a deal right, I happen to have yours in writing.

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AliceD AliceD

Nice try , you only get one account Drill Sergeant (smirk2)

http://www.amirite.com/user/Dri...eant/suspended

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Sir, ** YOU**, Sir! (biggrin)

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Bozette Bozette

In response to “Sir, ****** YOU**, Sir! (biggrin)

for once we agree

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

In response to “for once we agree

See there Janet...there is a God! (biggrin)

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Bozette Bozette

Duh you're obviously me.

Cuz No one.....NOT NO ONE.....Is tougher than Janet! I'm the muscle of this site! The bruiser! The champion warrioress!

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

In response to “Duh you're obviously me. Cuz No one.....NOT...

sorry is warrioress a word?

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bird1986 bird1986

I don't know what you been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

I know a woman who lives on a hill, she won't **** but her sister will

a 4legged Teufel Huden named Dillion


wonder what school one has to attend to learn proper Cadance
**** laughin here

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

omg I'm dyin here (hehe)
good visual

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symplycurious symplycurious

In response to “omg I'm dyin here (hehe) good visual

so you like that shit huh
well have somore

Shoot em in the head shoot em in head kill em and if they ain't dead you have to reload and shoot em again BANG! BANG!

Mama mama can't you see What this core has done for me They put me in a barbers chair Snip snap there goes my hair Dress right and cover down! 40 inches all around I used to eat at MickyDees Now I'm eating MRE's I used to drive a Cadillac Now I wear one on my back I used to date a beauty queen! Now I love my M16 Mama mama can't you see What this core has done for me Go left Left Left Right

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

In response to “so you like that shit huh well have...

lmfao, thinkin I need a change

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symplycurious symplycurious

pick up it MAGGOT

Running through the arctic, what do I see?
A big bad polar bear staring at me
Polar bear, polar bear, you better move
Before I make a fur coat out of you
I. Love. Polar bear hi-ide.
Makes a fur coat just the right si-ize

Running through the arctic, what do I see?
A big bad gray wolf staring at me
Gray wolf, gray wolf, you better move
Before I make a pair of mittens out of you
I. Love. Gray wolf hi-ide.
Makes a pair of mittens just the right si-ize

Swimming through the ocean, what do I see?
A big bad sea turtle staring at me
Sea turtle, Sea turtle you better move
Before I make a helmet out of you
I. Love. Sea turtle hi-ide.
Makes a helmet just the right si-ize

Swimming through the ocean, what do I see?
A big bad swordfish staring at me
Swordfish, swordfish, you better move
Before I make a kbar out of you
I. Love. Swordfish hi-ide.
Makes a kbar just the right si-ize

Running through the jungle, what do I see?
A big bad anaconda staring at me
Anaconda, anaconda you better move
Before I make a contraceptive out of you
I. Love. Anaconda hi-ide.
Makes a contraceptive just the right si-ize.

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

sound off like you got afucking pair

Running in the arctic through the ice and snow,
In memo?ry of the land that I used to know.
Slipping as we run double-time on the ice,
The weather for a PT is really nice.

We?re running through a jungle now covered in frost,
Only ice remains where the rivers once crossed.
Fifty pounds on my back
no boots on my feet
Cuz Serge says they?re a well-earned treat.

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

pick it up Bitches

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
dropped some white wash in my eye.
i don't complain and i don't cry,
i'm just glad that cows can't fly.
left, left, left, your right, yout left

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Neanderthal_Momdoer Neanderthal_Momdoer

Yes Sir! :) Zonkey. :) Tis ok. I have multiple personalities too. I just don't let them touch my phone. :)

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DW2 DW2

You should have told me earlier so I could have some dollar bills handy.



Now that's entertainment! :)

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

That supposed to frighten anyone. hahahahahahahahahahahah

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