How you get into the Illuminati

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I think you are chosen.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

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Son of a ....
Leave it to Maze! Well done!

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Budwick Budwick

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Wait a minute!

To apply, all you have to do is send in an email address and your first name?

Doesn't sound very elite to me. (biggrin)

http://i.imgur.com/i8NPuQV.gifv

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Wait a minute! To apply, all you have to do...

Oh, well, if you want the elite package, you gotta send $28.75. Just send it to me, and I'll get it to the proper authorities. You will get your official Illuminati Elite Membership Card, PLUS the special Illuminati Decoder Ring with built in Siren Whistle!

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Budwick Budwick

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Wait a minute!

Captain Midnight charged a LOT less, even allowing for inflation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvKlqMjfk1Y

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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Capt Midnight is a hack! I sent my Ovaltine lid all those years ago - never got my card or decoder pin!

I vowed revenge on Capt Midnight on the night of my 10th birthday. I worked tirelessly, first it was small jobs, knocking over paper boys on collection day. Before long I was contacted by the Illuminati - they said I was their kind of guy and they promised to help me get to Midnight. You don't hear nothing from Midnight anymore, now do ya? That's because I got rid of the ****!

So, what's it gonna be Think? Do ya really wanna stiff me for $28.75? End up like your pal Midnight? Nah, I didn't think so.

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Budwick Budwick

In response to “Capt Midnight is a hack! I sent my Ovaltine...

Wait a minute!

I didn't say I wanted your lousy elite Illuminati decoder ring, so I haven't stiffed you for anything at all, let alone $28.75!

Your problems with that Midnight guy are none of my concern. Take it up with the Ovaltine people.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Wait a minute! I didn't say I wanted your...

Typical glowing fairy talk!

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Budwick Budwick

In response to “Typical glowing fairy talk!

Yeah, by Halloween I REALLY start to glow.

Better watch your step come late October. (wary)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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