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Let's make you a lawyer. Would you rather defend those unjustly accused or prosecute those who almost assuredly deserve jail time?

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I have been accused of being a lousy helicopter pilot and yet I have never crashed one.

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I think I would make a lousy lawyer. I would want to defend someone unjustly accused, but I couldn't adequately represent someone who was actually guilty of something really heinous.

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

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I couldn't see you defending Charles Manson, no... (hehe)

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Bub Bub OP

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Understand and agree!

I had a friend that was a defense lawyer. I could not wrap my head around him defending people that he knew were guilty. It was the issue that ended our friendship.

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Budwick Budwick

I have been accused of being a lousy helicopter pilot and yet I have never crashed one.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

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We have in our possession your complete dossier. If you confess we won't seek the death penalty

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Bub Bub OP

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I would prefer the deaf penalty. I can see screaming people.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

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You're going to get a 2 minute penalty for crosschecking, too. I just noticed that in the fine print.

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Bub Bub OP

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I might have even been suspended, but nobody has noticed that so far.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

I'm just reading "Let's make you a lawyer" like how Sway?

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BlindMist BlindMist

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Here. Have a seat in a picture of a chair and I'll explain (hehe)
(I opened up my Urban Dictionary but Sway wasn't listed)

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Bub Bub OP

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Thank you for the link.
Have you ever submitted words or expressions to UD?

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Bub Bub OP

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Well, I liked it enough to upvote it :)

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Bub Bub OP

I would love getting guilty people off if I was a lawyer.

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

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That could be taken two ways, ya know... (confused)

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Bub Bub OP

The judge...I have always wanted to whack the little gavel thingy on the bench and say "Order in the court"

I am way to over emotional to be the other two

🦋

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess

I can't be a judge almost everyone goes to jail if I got my way.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

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The Mafia, any gang member, ANY politician who breaks the law ain't gonna get off so easy just because they have smart lawyers... I agree.

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Bub Bub OP

Justice is I protecting the innocent

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Willcooper Willcooper

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LAUGH OUT LOUD

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