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I could if one came by my house. What do they look like? :)
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I could if one came by my house. What do they look like? :)
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They are usually brown, beaver-like, and want you to answer to the quizzes... "When did you first observe a gay beaver?"
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Don't ask don't tell. Beavers have rights too.
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Some beavers have more rights than the others.
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Yep and some pigs are more equal than others. :)
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What, like in a play? That would be horrible.
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Yes...last year. It was surreal.
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Was it your lover: Garry the Exploding Uploading Error?
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It was Ben the Brit.
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Oh, THAT ****. No wonder, then...
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Stick the kettle on Marko I'm parched.
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That would be bloody brilliant! I'll even serve the tea. I hope their name is Jeeves, so that I'll get to ask lot of questions.
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So, you wish to know who defeated the Germans in the 1966 World Cup Final? Otherwise I don't know. δΉ^β‘^δΉ
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You Brits are great.
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Yes, I'd introduce them to an actual australian person then quietly sneak away....
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Isn't that what you Aussies call a Yobbo?
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No, that would be a female version of Mel Gibson.
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Mad Maxine?
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Alfred E. Neuman, after a **** change operation, silly.
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I'm still running with Mad Maxine....
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No, you are simply grasping her breasts, as she is running away from that Brontosaurus with machine guns attached to him.
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Yes!! lol it's our embarrasing cultural sterotype that we hope doesn't travel overseas. Even Paul Hogan used to make comedy sketches about them back in the 70's
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That is a word I remember from visiting there. The other one was bogan but I probably spelled that wrong.
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No you spelled it right, yes bogans and yobbo's are similar, just the yobbo is loud and obnoxious about it... lol apparently :)
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Probably already did and i didn't know it...
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Yeah, they can be sneaky. :P :)
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I believe that
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I love Brits. Most of them are warm, friendly and usually very funny.
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Houses? I know haunting is fun for most of us, but...
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I'm haunted by Americans.
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Well, even they are.
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Why thank you love. δΉºβ‘ºδΉ
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I'd only let Rowan Atkinson in or her majesty Elizabeth II
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Not both at the same time since Rowan headbutted the Queen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLi4BELCFGg
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Atkinson is a classic, a true inheritor of Chaplin. They both can make you laugh your socks off without uttering a single word.
The only other actors I admire are the cast of Allo Allo, they came to Bulgaria once and I'm so mad at myself that I couldn't meet them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySA2CGqa6Y
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Hehe 'Allo 'Allo! I enjoyed that programme myself Sunny. δΉ^β‘^δΉ
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Although it's from the 80's I fell in love with it the moment I first saw an episode.
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Nope British people are too stupid to visit my house. δΉ^β‘^δΉ
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We just realized a few weeks ago that in all the years I have lived in this house we have never had an American-born person step through the front door. I can't think of one anyway.
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If I remember correctly you were British born. Which town/city were you born in love? δΉºβ‘ºδΉ
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I was born in Amsterdam. I moved to the UK when I was very young. We moved and lived in various locations around London.
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I prefer Amsterdam. They have better football teams, such as Ajax (Jari Litmanen, woohoo!) Then again, I'm a Chelsea fan... :( :( :(
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Amsterdam is better than London IMO.
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Less homeless, I'd figure.
I've lived in London for a short period of time in 2000.
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Ah I see, my mistake sorry. I live in the North of England.δΉºβ‘ºδΉ
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That is my favorite part of England.
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What, in Atlantic/Arctic Sea? Only Scotland is north of England and they haven't figured out how to use electricity yet.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8wIgQB9GIA
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Have you seen that new show, that the good-old-guys from the middle series of Top Gear have, "The Grand Tour"? They took a point at Scotland/UK... Let me see, if I can find you a clip.
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https://fmovies.is/film/the-gra...r.ll623/ypkq6x
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I could...though, admittedly, the only Brit I've known out here in the RW was my great-grandmother...who for some reason I took an instant dislike to and, as a toddler, apparently threw a regular temper tantrum whenever we visited when she lived with my grandparents. My Mom assures me she was a sweet and wonderful woman...
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:D :D :D
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I never met my Finnish anscestors, so you'll be spared a similar tale of woe regarding Finns. :)
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I think I might - just barely - live without that.
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It may have proved entertaining...
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soccer hooligans are so gay for eachother
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I'm so gay for you, tiddlybits....
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Back in the '70s, I carpooled with a Brit for a few months, and he was quite funny. I invited him and his wife over to our house for an evening together and they were charming.
Since I saw you talking about football teams a few posts above, this guy was from Watford. He also explained to me that it's a myth about Brits preferring their beer warm. They drink it room temperature because their fridges are so small they only have room in them for perishables and beer doesn't qualify for space in there.
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I used to live in UK (London) back in 2000 for some time. It took me three weeks to find Brits that sounded like the Brits on telly. Perhaps the fact, that I lived in an area where half of the people were of Jamaican descent and the other half were more or less hardcore Jewish, had something to do with the accent problem. Once though, some guys thought I was Australian, which is kind of weird because three years later, when I had a ten week stint in US lots of people said I sounded German...
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Wow, that is a really interesting story.
There was absolutely no question about the accent of the guy that I worked with being a Brit according to the stereotypical one I heard on TV shows. There were a couple of other guys that I worked with who had distinctive accents which were uniquely different and I found out that they were Jamaicans.
I also sometimes like to joke with Americans about the accent thing by telling them that we are the ones with the accent. The Brits invented the English language, so they are pronouncing it correctly and the Americans are not!
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For some reason, the older I get, I like the Boston accent quite a bit. I'm not an expert on accents, my ears aren't really that well-trained, but when it comes to British accents, I rather like Welsh pronouncing a lot. Canadians are easy to converse with, as their version of British is closer to the original - unless they are Frenchies, in which case things may get a bit hairy.
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LOL - I married one!
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Well, could and would you then? That doesn't really answer the question.
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Since he lives in my house, the answer would be YES. But I will point out that he's a Scot and not an Englishman, Welshman, or Northern Irishman. Don't know about the other 3 --- lol!
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Well, that did give me an inside. I love Scots. Lovely people.
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