Acts 2.38 ?   An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home.   Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled "Stop! Acts 2:38!"  Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.  As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."  "Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"  https://www.bluehorizonprints.com.au/bhp-images/wp-content/uploads/house-alarm-systems.gif

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Acts 2.38 ? An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home. Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled "Stop! Acts 2:38!" Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you." "Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!" https://www.bluehorizonprints.com.au/bhp-images/wp-content/uploads/house-alarm-systems.gif

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An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home.

Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."

"Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

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Marianne Marianne OP

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An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home.

Seeing that he was in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, the lady yelled "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."

"Bible verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “An elderly woman had just returned home from...

The haiku game is back up and running... :)

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Bub Bub

In response to “The haiku game is back up and running... :)

Lol - I found it and - well, I feel like having some tea ...
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Once again..
Marianne finds something that cracks me up:)

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Carla Carla

In response to “Once again.. Marianne finds something that...

Lol - thank you, Carla.
(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

I hate when someone has a question they want to 'axe' me..
(hehe)(hehe)

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “I hate when someone has a question they want...

Lol - a nice combination, DandyDon.

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Marianne Marianne OP

Good one, Marianne! (hehe)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Good one, Marianne! (hehe)

Thank you, Janet. (smile)(l)

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Marianne Marianne OP

hahah good one Marianne. lol Scriptures do come in handy at times, and this proves it.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “hahah good one Marianne. lol Scriptures...

Lol, StarzAbove, the Scriptures can help indeed.
(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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