Can I have a beer, please?

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Can I have a beer, please?

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I like my drinks like I like my men, stiff and in my hand.

Beer really doesn't do it for me...

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

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You betcha!

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “You betcha!...

I would prefer Blue Sun...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

It's October fest and Germans celebrate it in September, this is how drunk Germans are so why not

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

Sure, here ya go...and I got some Moonshine in the fridge if you'd like a tug of that.

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azlotto azlotto

Yea...

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DandyDon DandyDon

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Where does that root come from, your ****? I mean zonkey, sorry.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Where does that root come from, your ****? I...

No idea...i don't drink the stuff..

I think it's picked by a tribe of Pygmies in Africa...or the Bronx, i'm not sure..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “No idea...i don't drink the stuff.. I think...

That is the same place as New Orleans.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “That is the same place as New Orleans.

I haven't noticed root beer root pickers there..

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DandyDon DandyDon

I like my drinks like I like my men, stiff and in my hand.

Beer really doesn't do it for me...

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

In response to “I like my drinks like I like my men, stiff...

Can I be hard in your hand, without your boyfriend noticing it?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Can I be hard in your hand, without your...

He is never here....so yeah.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

Sure here you go (wink)

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Zolfie Zolfie

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Is that piss organic? I only drink fully natural, without any additives.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Is that piss organic? I only drink fully...

I have no idea, I don't drink from there

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “I have no idea, I don't drink from there

Well if you were drinking from Finland, I'd say you have a great future as a basketball player.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Well if you were drinking from Finland, I'd...

Nope, no future as a basketball player. Almost need to be 6'4" minimum and have more talent for that, which I haven't had.

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Zolfie Zolfie

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I'm six four and my coordination is so horrible, I usually just hit the referee.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I'm six four and my coordination is so...

usually probably get throw out of the game for hitting the ref.

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Zolfie Zolfie

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Well, we use gorillas.

They don't give a shit, unless they rip your balls off.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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