My dad always said: <em>it's not a real hug unless you squeeze out a little fart.</em>

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My dad always said: it's not a real hug unless you squeeze out a little fart.

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Watch out for dog farts! :)

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Your dad must be fun.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

It does happen! LOL

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Rooster Rooster

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Oh yes it does. I never let go until I here that little 'bark'.

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VicZinc VicZinc OP

Watch out for dog farts! :)

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

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I could watch that little cat forever...what moxy....

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Gross, I mean that.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

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Better hope we never meet in person, because I will hug you, and you will fart. (maniac)

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VicZinc VicZinc OP

In response to “Gross, I mean that.

Sukie, I'm glad I've never met Vic or his dad in person. (wt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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Anyway, there are ways to discourage overly aggressive hugs. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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:)

I don't even like hugs that much...I mostly just do half hugs with people since they are in their cars etc...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

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'Cause you're afraid you will fart.

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VicZinc VicZinc OP

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Vic, how long have you had this fixation on farts? (wt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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It comes and goes

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VicZinc VicZinc OP

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Well, DO try to get it to go for a while. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “'Cause you're afraid you will fart.

Vic...until you brought it up...the thought had not crossed my mind.... Ever.

And now to Thinkerbell's comment...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Especially when someone else already hugged them before you so they ran out of gas

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fuzala fuzala

Vic, was your dad a professional wrestler by any chance? (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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Nope. Just a hug aficionado. He could hug the stuffing out of tackle dummy

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VicZinc VicZinc OP

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Gee, if he could do that, a bear hug would be a sure submission hold in wrestling. (biggrin)

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