Do you have any questions for me?

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Do you have any questions for me?

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An av featuring the back of your head would be nice don't you think?

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What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “42

Really? That's curious, because I have 42 flying monkeys.

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “Really? That's curious, because I have 42...

No, you are just so bad with both math and recognizing shit, that I think you are on about 99 balloons and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “No, you are just so bad with both math and...

Man, I guess you're right. Sorry for the confusion. The song is right. Yes. 99 ballons. No 42 flying monkeys.

That's confusing, though. I thought it was 99 beers on the wall.

Or was it 7 sins?

No hablo inglés. Men's room right.

Anyway, now the music is stuck in my head. :D

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “Man, I guess you're right. Sorry for the...

Twelve Monkeys.

Watch the movie. You can see Bruce drooling properly. And why wouldn't he... Madeleine Stowe is the sexiest woman on this planet, probably on Mars as well.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Twelve Monkeys. Watch the movie. You can see...

I've never watched it - thank you for the recommendation. :D I wonder if it's named like that because it was obtained randomly by having 12 monkeys type in a typewriter during an extremely large amount of time.

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “I've never watched it - thank you for the...

That was 11 cats and a Schrödinger. You are confused, as always.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “That was 11 cats and a Schrödinger. You...

Ah, you're right again. Or wrong. Or both simultaneously.

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “Ah, you're right again. Or wrong. Or both...

I could be even dead and neither of us would find out, where the nuclear material came from.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I could be even dead and neither of us would...

Well, hopefully that's not true. And the nuclear material is safely stored, I think I checked.

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primeiro primeiro

In response to “No, you are just so bad with both math and...

Is Nina your girlfriend? (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Is Nina your girlfriend? (hehe)

She is my wankfriend. I look at her and... ****. Sometimes, long distance relationships are the best, when there is no relationship involved.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “She is my wankfriend. I look at her and...

(hehe)(hehe) That might be very true.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Is Nina your girlfriend? (hehe)

She does look bloody hot in this and... I have absolutely nothing against older women. I might murderously hate ferrets, but that's Sukies problem...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKlO1Tr2IE

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “No, you are just so bad with both math and...

That was fun so long ago, a terrific video on the real MTV

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “That was fun so long ago, a terrific video on...

I agree. Things have come far from what they were supposed to be.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Yes, are you going to paying for the beers on the weekend?

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Yes, are you going to paying for the beers on...

Yes, but I will put them on the company account. Haven't figured out the excuse yet.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Ever thought about getting a motorcycle? I dreamt about you on a motorcycle...I was there, too.....

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “Ever thought about getting a motorcycle? I...

I don't want to drive you like a motorcycle. Those things needs oil change from time to time.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “So do people....

Well, just point me to your ** and I think I can manage. Unless Canadian ** are somehow more evolved these days.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Well, just point me to your **** and I think...

How exciting...:)

Will that be our foreplay?

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “How exciting...:) //Will that be our foreplay?//

Sniffing glue and throwing darts at John's **** is the Hamilton foreplay, right?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Why yes, yes I do. Here goes; If you take the square root of 5,246 and muliply that by annual thermal BTU out put of the sun in 1 solar year. Does that mean that there will never be an onion flavored ice cream?

Hope you can answer this, it has been on my mind for a long,long time.

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Brianl Brianl

In response to “Why yes, yes I do. Here goes; If you take the...

Onion is a newspaper / news site / a movie. Why wouldn't you just simply watch the movie first and then figure out, how much onion flavored ice cream it takes to be a human being? (Removed something a bit offensive from the beginning of my reply, you silly ind... native American.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VhZzJ74ZZQ

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Well ok zonki why did you pick the name zonkieballs

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Well ok zonki why did you pick the name...

I don't believe my name is zonkieballs. For the twelvehundreth time...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I don't believe my name is zonkieballs. For...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOOOOOLLLLLL etc...

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Bub Bub

In response to “I don't believe my name is zonkieballs. For...

Funny that is what I read under all your comments, so I figured that must be your screen name.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Funny that is what I read under all your...

Are you dyslexic? The name is ZonkeyBalls.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

An av featuring the back of your head would be nice don't you think?

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Bub Bub

In response to “An av featuring the back of your head would...

Nobody wants to see my balls. They are stripey.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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