Most frying pans are making secret plans to kill you in your sleep.

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Yeah, and let's hope the multidimensional living part of frying pans never finds out how to break into our dimensions. When that day comes, we will all be screwed.

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primeiro primeiro

They're plotting to kill us because so many people insist on using a metal spatula on non-stick ones... then wonder why the non-stick coating gets ruined.

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Thedudeyouhatetomeet Thedudeyouhatetomeet

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I have two spatulas, both of them wooden.

Yet, I still can swear I can hear them planning on killing me.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Secret? Hell mine came after me with a running blender. pretty scary....well until he ran out of Electrical cord and and the blender just shut off. Then there was this long awakward pause before the pan slinked back in the cabinet.

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Brianl Brianl

If you could refrain from posting the intricacies of my secret world domination plans that would be great :)

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