Are you smart/funny/weird enough to write a Zonkey-style post?

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Are you smart/funny/weird enough to write a Zonkey-style post?

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"My flavin has gone haywire. May I borrow yours? I'll return it to you a week next Tuesday in repairable condition. Honest."

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Nope, I'm not weird enough....sorry!

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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I'm not certain. Who is this Zonkey you are referring to?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I'm not certain. Who is this Zonkey you are...

He was once the handsomest man in Sweden, I believe, from 1957 through 2014

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Bub Bub OP

Nope, I'm not weird enough....sorry!

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

I doubt it! Zonkey has a unique style that I don't think anyone could imitate.

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “I doubt it! Zonkey has a unique style that I...

I can hear a leaf blower plus some mopeds. I might put on my jacket and give all of them a black eye. Nothing to worry about, merely a souvenier or fifteen.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Fortunately, no.

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Linnster Linnster

I can't compete...sorry.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

We have a lot of characters on here, but Zonkey is more unique than most. Wait!! I think I see his crazy uncle coming!!

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

In response to “We have a lot of characters on here, but...

Vic isn't here yet. I think he is having **** dreams about giraffes!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Vic isn't here yet. I think he is having ****...

Zonkey I need your justification. I feel like I'm on a digital island here.

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Brianl Brianl

In response to “Vic isn't here yet. I think he is having ****...

Of course he is. He has nothing else going on in his life

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Brianl Brianl

Yes I think I can pull that off. Let me see. Oh here we go.

Do you ever worry that your mail box is talking bad about you to the mailman behind your back?

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Brianl Brianl

Bub Bub OP

In response to “(hmm)... close...

Only close...? I think it is spot-on. We may have to go the Zonkey man himself for a ruling.(hehe)

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Brianl Brianl

In response to “Only close...? I think it is spot-on. We may...

Are you up for his judgement? (hehe)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Are you up for his judgement? (hehe)

Oh yeah. He'll be a fair judge...in friendly out of left field manic kind of way.

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Brianl Brianl

In response to “Oh yeah. He'll be a fair judge...in friendly...

Where is he anyway??
He never sleeps...

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Where is he anyway?? He **never** sleeps...

My gut feeling is he lives in halfway house there in Finland.

I think he is recovering from some kind of PTSD from having to live around all those sausage grinders and in the shadow of Sweden.

The Fin's have never quite gotten over the Sound of Music being made in Sweden.

But would it still be the same to see and hear Julie Andrews singing;

"The Hills are a live with the sound of sausage grinders..."

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Brianl Brianl

In response to “Ha! Not bad.

I have replied to a lot of his post/questions so I can get on his wavelength pretty easy. Hmmm not sure what that says about me.(scn)

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Brianl Brianl

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I think it means, that you are having serious mental issues. I'm not even half of the Indian that you are and yet the local sheriff blaims me for most of the arrows found in other people's backsides. Weird.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I think it means, that you are having serious...

Good then it seems that my maniacal plan is coming to fruition.
(6)(6)

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Brianl Brianl


You mean, encourage that type of behavior??

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Freeranger Freeranger

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Yes. There is no point in having a fly-swatter, unless there are flies as well. Unless it's a hoax, in which case, I'm the biggest zipper failure Sunny has ever experienced.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Many of us "could", but I don't know of any who could pull it off with the same level of style and flair. <s>

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

In response to “Many of us "could", but I don't know...

Uh huh. No one can... :)

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Bub Bub OP

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