"An apple a day will keep the doctor away". Who would you hope would stay away if you ate a kumquat?

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"An apple a day will keep the doctor away". Who would you hope would stay away if you ate a kumquat?

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The tax collector maybe?

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While kumquats might keep the tax collector away...kiwi's keep away the cops...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

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In response to “In-Laws?...

I never met mine. Gisela's parents lived (and passed) in Germany... but I hearya :)

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Bub Bub OP

While kumquats might keep the tax collector away...kiwi's keep away the cops...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “While kumquats might keep the tax collector...

(hmm)
Sounds like there is a personal story here...

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “(hmm) Sounds like there is a personal story...

What is your story about the tax collector.

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

In response to “What is your story about the tax collector.

No story. Look how I worded it: As a question which I asked of the many hundreds who'll eventually visit this topic. Yours was a declarative... as though kiwis will definitely keep the cops away.

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “No story. Look how I worded it: As a question...

Edit: I meant to say thousands not hundreds...

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Bub Bub OP

Cheesy pop musicians

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Metal_god14

In response to “Cheesy pop musicians

If only... :(

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Bub Bub OP

You just wanted to say "kumquat"...didn't you. (hehe)

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Dar Dar

In response to “You just wanted to say...

You already know me too well... (hehe)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “You already know me too well... (hehe)

I'm getting the gist. And the gist is good. Remember....

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Dar Dar

In response to “I'm getting the gist. And the gist is good...

Ah, er... would it be impolite of me to ask how rotten you did on that quiz?

(maniac)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Ah, er... would it be impolite of me to ask...

Nope, not impolite. 67, pretty bad huh. ~(

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Dar Dar

In response to “Nope, not impolite. 67, pretty bad huh. ~(

67/70 ? Damn excellent, I'd say (clap)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “67/70 ? Damn excellent, I'd say (clap)

That's not how it was scored. I had more than 3 wrong I assure you.

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Dar Dar

In response to “That's not how it was scored. I had more than...

Then why did you say 67?
67%?

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Then why did you say 67? 67%?

Yes %...sorry my bad. I wish 67/70. I am far better at history. Some of those general knowledge questions kicked butt. (confused)

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Dar Dar

In response to “Yes %...sorry my bad. I wish 67/70. I am far...

Try the one about the U.S. presidents. REALLY easy at first... then the fun (sad) begins roughly 2/3 of the way through.

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Try the one about the U.S. presidents. REALLY...

I saw that one, I had enough ego bruising for one day...LOL!

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Dar Dar

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