Have you ever seen a fainting goat in real life?

Yes

ZonkeyBalls

No

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Nobody :(

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Have you ever seen a fainting goat in real life?

Explained by Will_Janitor...

My neighbor down the street has one and it is one of the strangest things I have ever heard of. Any loud sound in the area and that thing goes down like a sack of potatoes. I truly wonder how this species has survived this long. :)

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Never heard of anything like that, but it is cute. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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No....this is so interesting, though...it feels like I've heard about this before...

How cute to have such a symptom...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Never heard of anything like that, but it is cute. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

They were kept around so that, if a predator attacked the herd, Mr fainting goat would hit the deck and be food for the predator whilst the rest of the herd got away

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TheCensoredBrit TheCensoredBrit

In response to “They were kept around so that, if a predator...

Interesting. Thanks.

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor OP

In response to “They were kept around so that, if a predator...

true story? It does sound practical...but horrible...

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Sukiesnow Sukiesnow

Not yet... :)

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Bub Bub

No. But..i would love to meet one.

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Carla Carla

In response to “No. But..i would love to meet one.

My silly Billy
When scared he drops like a stone
Impetuously?

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Bub Bub

In response to “Ha! Perfect

A haiku for you... your turn now :)

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Bub Bub

In response to “A haiku for you... your turn now :)

Impetuously
Another jalapeno
Into the chili

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Carla Carla

In response to “Impetuously Another jalapeno Into the chili

It's always about food with you, isn't it?

(hehe)

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Bub Bub

In response to “It's //always// about food with you, isn't...

Very often yes
Food is a true love of mine
Affair of the tongue

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Carla Carla

In response to “Very often yes Food is a true love of...

Christ... it's also about the tongue with you I see... (6)

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Bub Bub

In response to “Christ... it's also about the tongue with you...

I am very.....orally predisposed.

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Carla Carla

In response to “I am very.....orally predisposed.

Man o man... your humor is sublime :)

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Bub Bub

In response to “I am very.....orally predisposed.

Hope this doesn't offend, but it made me think of you:



In a good way! (biggrin)

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor OP

In response to “Hope this doesn't offend, but it made me...

You never offend, will.
I love it;)

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Carla Carla

I thought you had been at the drinks cupboard ....interesting

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JD JD

In response to “I thought you had been at the drinks...

"drinks cupboard" - - this sounds like a very old term

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Bub Bub

In response to “"drinks cupboard" - - this sounds...

Wine cellar ....better?

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JD JD

In response to “Wine cellar ....better?

I like drinks cupboard.

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Bub Bub

In response to “I like //drinks cupboard//.

Me too:)

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Carla Carla

No, I've not had occasion to be around goats much. Seems pretty mean to be purposely startling them, though, like people were clearly doing on some of the videos.

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Piper2 Piper2

In response to “No, I've not had occasion to be around...

I imagine some people do take advantage in a cruel way, but you never know what is going to scare them. I know the neighbor family that has one loves it very much, but the other goats tend to pick on it as it is completely defenseless.

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor OP

In response to “I imagine some people do take advantage in a...

Ohh. Poor goat....
I really like goats.

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Carla Carla

In response to “I imagine some people do take advantage in a...

Not the greatest genetic trait to be purposely passing along, for sure.
I'm glad your neighbors love their fainting goat, though. :)

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Piper2 Piper2

But I would sure like too. They are fuuny as hell.

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Brianl Brianl

Too bad that these goats are actually ill, a genetic defect that causes them to get paralyzed stiff when startled or panicking. Those shouldn't breed in order not to pass the gene.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

there's a real snappy retort here but......I just can't quite pull it off Devil Dog. Thanks for the lead in though...

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Freeranger Freeranger

A fainting goat is like balls,
having them make them itch,
scratching them hurts like a ****,
then you try changing overalls,
but then the nature calls,
and suddenly you are a walrus.

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