Soldier Stands Guard <b>* A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"   The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."   "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."   The general said, "Drive on!"   The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."   The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"   The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?" </b>* Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war031.html

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Soldier Stands Guard * A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?" * Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war031.html

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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/war031.html

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Marianne Marianne OP

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These are getting better and better... (hehe)

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Bub Bub

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Lol - thank you, Bub.
(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Love it! (biggrin)(hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

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Thank you, Rooster. (biggrin)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol, SynysterGates, thank you. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Ha!!!
:)

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Carla Carla

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Lol, Carla - that looks like a big grin. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

I iked this one. :)

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

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I am glad that you do, JustJimColo. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Great one Marianne!

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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Aw, Starz, thank you. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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You're very welcome, dear friend.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Thanks for the laughs!

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

Lol, Ozzyboy, you're very welcome. (hehe)(hehe)

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