πŸ‘°πŸΌ Post some things you would say if you were a marriage counselor. πŸ‘°πŸΌ

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πŸ‘°πŸΌ Post some things you would say if you were a marriage counselor. πŸ‘°πŸΌ

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Example: “Why the **** did you get married in the first place??”

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Compromise, compromise, compromise. (l)(l)

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1. "You need to hope for the best and prepare for the worst"

2."You can control whether you stay or end the marriage, but you can't control your partner's decision, only provide a level of influence then go back to #1"

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OzSurfer OzSurfer

It's not selfish to do what's best for you.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

Compromise, compromise, compromise. (l)(l)

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Work hard at your marriage ...help each other...be friends...when your partner makes a mistake, talk to each other...

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JD JD

Consideration.

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Carla Carla

Can I be an alternative Marriage Counselor , giving them ways to Spice up their Love Life with Xtra curricular activities (hello)(mischief)(6)

the Divorce Courts are right next door to my Office lolz

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

If you’re lucky enough to find someone that shines bright enough to lead you out of the dark, make sure you let them know they’re loved.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

Yes that's very true I'm blessed with the perfect woman in my life and I need no other

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Metal_god14 Metal_god14

She holds a special place in my heart all just for her I found the perfect girl to spend my life with

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Metal_god14 Metal_god14

No more farting at the kitchen table dammit!

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “No more farting at the kitchen table dammit!

hahaha Honeymoon periods over Love

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Only marriage can turn a missing spatula into an act of war.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

My Parents didn't need a Marriage Guidance Counselor Tiff , they needed a Referee and a spit bucket (hehe)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “My Parents didn't need a Marriage Guidance...

I give the worst relationship advice. You’re not happy?! **** leave or shut up....(hehe)

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

In response to “I give the worst relationship advice...



Love is............Being totally honest with each other
looking him in the Eyes and saying "I fancy your Brother" (smirk2)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

Why do couples even go to bars? You won, congratulations. Go home and ****. Make room for the rest of us.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

I have the perfect girl we are very happy I don't need any marriage counseling we are just fine

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Metal_god14 Metal_god14

If i was a marriage counselor, i'd be looking in the wanted ads..

I'd probably say "You got an aspirin....and a stick of gum?"

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DandyDon DandyDon

"Why did you marry your dog?"

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AliceD AliceD

Support each other dreams and interests.

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Dar Dar

I can give you the number of my divorce lawyer.

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

Stop ** other people, just so you get to ** with each other.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

Instead of diamonds, give her what she really wants this holiday season...divorce papers.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

Marriage is all about compromise. For example, agree to never sit in certain chairs in exchange for one chair you can sleep in.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee OP

Treat your spouse like your best friend every single day. Life can change in the blink of an eye.

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