<b>Sober Like a Judge ?</b>  <b>*          Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. "Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk." "You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate. "And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. "Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20." "Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!" "Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning."   </b>*   Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30

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Sober Like a Judge ? * Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers. "Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk." "You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate. "And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first. Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10. They then switched places. "Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20." "Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!" "Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning." * Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30

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Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers.

"Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk."

"You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate.

"And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first.

Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10.
They then switched places.

"Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20."

"Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!"

"Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning."

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30

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Two judges were stumbling home from their local pub, arms around each other, loudly singing Kenny Rodgers.

"Hey," said one, "I think we're drunk."

"You are right, and according to the law I will have to charge you with being drunk and disorderly," said his mate.

"And you will have to appear before me at 10AM tomorrow," said the first.

Next morning in court, the first pleaded guilty to the charge and was fined $10.
They then switched places.

"Drunk and disorderly, eh? You are fined $20."

"Hey," protested the first, "When I was in was in chair I only fined you $10!"

"Yes," said the second judge, "But the offence is becoming too common. You are the second drunk to appear before the court this morning."

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/30

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Marianne Marianne OP

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LOL... *facepalm* :D Very clever :Þ

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne

In response to “LOL... *facepalm* :D Very clever :Þ

Lol - nice to see you drop by, PartyOfOne.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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It's always nice to see you, as well :D

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne

Was ist das? Das ist einen Adidas.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

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Lol, Zonkey, you are progressing, and the rhyme is nice; here's some more info about the cases:

https://www.deutschakademie.de/...php?topic=44.0

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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol, JD, good morning to you.
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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “Lol, JD, good morning to you. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

You ok, Marianne ...love your jokes

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JD JD

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Lol, thank you, JD, I am doing my best, of course.
(smile)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol and good morning, Rooster.
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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol, SynysterGates, and hello.
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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol, Tiffanee, that is a good laugh.
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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol, Metal_god, thank you for the nice contribution.
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