If the cable company went into the home security business it would probably go something like this..."Thank you for calling, we will dispatch an officer to your home on Wednesday between 8am-Noon"🙄

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If the cable company went into the home security business it would probably go something like this..."Thank you for calling, we will dispatch an officer to your home on Wednesday between 8am-Noon"🙄

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Ya know this is gonna happen one day😘

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In response to “(hehe)

(hehe)

I figured we could all use a good laugh

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

I'm not sure if I should ask the criminal to come back and rob me later....or if he knows anything about cable..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “I'm not sure if I should ask the criminal to...

(hmm) Now I am wondering that too

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “(hehe)

(hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “I'm not sure if I should ask the criminal to...

DD you come up with such good responses. If anyone broke into my house they would fall over trying to get thru the mess, but I could ask them to help me clean up and send them a check for it .

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “DD you come up with such good responses. If...

Thanks..

That might keep them around long enough, until help arrives lol

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DandyDon DandyDon

Lol!...You forgot to press 1 for English.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “Lol!...You forgot to press 1 for English.

(hehe)

Damn...I knew I was missing something (ono)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “(hehe) Damn...I knew I was missing something...

"press 1 for English"...Old joke, I know, but I like to keep the classics alive :)

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “"press 1 for English"...Old joke, I...

Not a thing wrong with that either :)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Lol!...You forgot to press 1 for English.

Ya right, I hate that, it should always be English unless you want other languages.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

oH RIGHT they are going into the security business around here. Not reliable in my mind because I lost cable internet and phone for a whole week because the wind blew down some trees

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “oH RIGHT they are going into the security...

They are not very reliable in my neck of the woods either

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

HEY While on this subject ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE HUGHES NET SATELLITE INTERNET TV PHONE? I want better than what I am now using, but they are new to town no way to check them out.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “HEY While on this subject ANYONE OUT THERE...

Never heard of it but if I do find out anything I will let ya know

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

Ours don't even give a 4 hour window, they say we'll dispatch someone Wednesday but we can't say what time, but make sure someone is home all day. So you take the day off work, it costs you a days pay, then nobody shows up and you phone them and they apologise and say the guy got delayed but he should be there tomorrow. (crs)

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OzSurfer OzSurfer

In response to “Ours don't even give a 4 hour window, they...

Right oz they did that to me one day, I didn't miss work but got nothing done waiting right here all day.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Ours don't even give a 4 hour window, they...

Oh I hate when that happens. I don't know how many times my last provider did that.

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Oh I hate when that happens. I don't know how...

Yes, I think that phoning the phone or internet support people is about the worst experience ever. Nobody seems to know what's going on. The last time I reported a problem, I spoke to someone in another country who thought I was calling from Austria and couldn't find my street address (roll)

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OzSurfer OzSurfer

In response to “Yes, I think that phoning the phone or...

They always think i am calling from India and not Indiana (ono)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “They always think i am calling from India and...

Haha! that's so funny! especially if they were in India too (hehe)

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OzSurfer OzSurfer

In response to “Haha! that's so funny! especially if they...

They kinda sounded like it (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “They kinda sounded like it (hehe)

You should have said... hey you sound familiar.. I think i live just around the corner from you (biggrin)

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OzSurfer OzSurfer

In response to “You should have said... hey you sound...

Oh next time I will for sure now (biggrin)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

They already are in the home security business. Though why anyone pays a 3rd party just to call emergency services, when you can now use your smart phone to monitor your property and call yourself, is beyond me.

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Walt_OReagun Walt_OReagun

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Its beyond me too.

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