<b>Ready Answers ?</b>    <b>*   A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber. Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber". Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2". Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from. "I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes." To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth". The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"   </b>*    Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5

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Ready Answers ? * A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber. Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber". Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2". Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from. "I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes." To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth". The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?" * Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5

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A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.

Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".

Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.

"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."

To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".

The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"

Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A" target="_blank" title="http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A" rel="nofollow">http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.

Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".

Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.

"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."

To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".

The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"

Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5

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A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.

Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".

Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.

"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."

To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".

The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"

Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A" target="_blank" title="http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A" rel="nofollow">http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5A customer at a supermarket asked Ranjeet, the shelf packer if he could buy half a cucumber.

Ranjeet, went to his boss and told him: "There is an idiot who wants 1/2 a cucumber".
Unfortunately the customer had followed him and was standing right behind him. When Ranjeet realised this, he quickly added "Oh and this gentleman wants the other 1/2".

Later the boss said he was very impressed by his fast thinking and asked him where he came from.

"I come from Chatsworth" Ranjeet replied and quickly added "Nothing much comes from there except musicians and prostitutes."

To which the boss said: "Oh really? My wife comes from Chatsworth".

The quick response from Ranjeet was: "Is that so? What instrument does she play?"

Link: http://jokes4all.net/boss-jokes?p=5

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “(hehe)(hehe)(hehe) https://media.giphy.com/med...

Lol - thank you for the chuckle, SynysterGates.
(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “Lol - thank you for the chuckle...

You're welcome and thank you for the funny jokes, Marianne.

(hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “You're welcome and thank you for the funny...

Thank you for liking them, and you are very welcome.
(smile)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Quick thinking! (biggrin) (hehe) (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Quick thinking! (biggrin) (hehe) (hehe)

Lol, Rooster - indeed, and it was a very narrow escape.
(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “(hehe) http://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static...

Lol, DandyDon, did he forget to swallow his drink?
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “Lol, DandyDon, did he forget to swallow his...

It looks like it... lol

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “It looks like it... lol

Lol, that happens more often than we can imagine.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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