Can you smell my feet from the distance?

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Can you smell my feet from the distance?

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No way man! You're way too far away and I'm glad! LOL

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No way man! You're way too far away and I'm glad! LOL

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “No way man! You're way too far away and I'm...

That's not nice. I'm getting quite drunk, though, which is always nice. Damn it, I'm really going to be shooting stars tonight.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “No way man! You're way too far away and I'm...

I second the No way man!!! :)

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Echooos Echooos

Haven't caught a whiff yet here in California. (hehe)

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JanHaskell JanHaskell

In response to “Haven't caught a whiff yet here in...

That was our dentist. It's easy to miss, missy.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

I feel like this dog no thanks on that

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Metal_god14 Metal_god14

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YUK! (hehe)乂^◡^乂

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Ada Ada

In response to “YUK! (hehe)乂^◡^乂

I think she doesn't know the difference between the big toe and the ****.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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This is disturbing!! : )

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azlotto azlotto

I can smell them all the way from Finland! 乂^◡^乂

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Ada Ada

No but your neighbor needs to take out the trash..

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DandyDon DandyDon

Is that what that smell is?...I thought someone crushed a whole truckload of smelling salts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGfvk9dMYzM

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azlotto azlotto

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Those aren't mine, you silly cat.

Wanna know, why I know that?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Those aren't mine, you silly cat. Wanna...

Your right foot has 6 toes and your left foot has a corn that looks like Winston Churchill?

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DandyDon DandyDon

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It's a funny story actually - and this is absolutely true - when the doctor came to my mom about my birth, he was really nervous... He said: "Well, he has this thing in the foot and a bit of the same in the other foot..." My mom went on and asked: "Does he have the second and the third toe webbed?" And the doctor said: "How did you know that?" Apparently my parents had had a chat about their own folks down the line, a week before of my birth.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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That's no big deal.

It could've been a lot worse.
If you were born with gills..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “That's no big deal. It could've been a lot...

All Finns are born with gills... I just can't swim, which is sort of embarrassing.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “All Finns are born with gills... I just can't...

Yea, I thought everyone knew how to swim..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Yea, I thought everyone knew how to swim..

Well, it does involve water - usually - and I'm sort of afraid of the substance.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Well, it does involve water - usually - and...

That sums it up..

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DandyDon DandyDon

That just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. 😲

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Echooos Echooos

In response to “That just made me throw up in my mouth a...

No, that's just Zonkey! LOL

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “No, that's just Zonkey! LOL

Phuck off, Robt. That's not nice.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Yes-and the whiff from mine added in.Scientists are searching for the source of this worldwide pong.

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

In response to “Yes-and the whiff from mine added...

The source is the original ping.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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It's just my lasagne.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “It's just my lasagne.

Is your lasagne good?

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Is your lasagne good?

Tastes a bit like my feet, Mark.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Tastes a bit like my feet, Mark.

So it's really cheesy?

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “So it's really cheesy?

It's just weird and most of the Italians hate it.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Nope not into that!!

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Echooos Echooos

In response to “Nope not into that!!

Nope not? So, that's yes, as a double negative.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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