A Cooking Alternative ?   <b>*   How To Cook A Turkey:    Step 1: Go buy a turkey   Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey   Step 3: Put turkey in the oven   Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey   Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens   Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink   Step 7: Turk the bastey   Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get   Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer   Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey   Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours   Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey   Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick   Step 14: Turk the carvey   Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch   Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey   Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out.     </b>*     Link: http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/jokes.htm#5ehcuiUWZC11IcyO.99

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A Cooking Alternative ? * How To Cook A Turkey: Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turk the bastey Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 14: Turk the carvey Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out. * Link: http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/jokes.htm#5ehcuiUWZC11IcyO.99

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How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out.

Link: http://www.theholidayspot.com/t...ving/jokes.htm

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Marianne Marianne OP

(hehe)(hehe)(hehe) Good one Marianne.

Another way....let a family member bake the turkey. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “(hehe)(hehe)(hehe) Good one Marianne...

Lol, an excellent idea, Starz!
(hehe)(y)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Love it! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Love it! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

Lol, Rooster - (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “(hehe)(hehe) https://media.giphy.com/media/K...

Lol, SynysterGates - (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

(hehe)(hehe)

If anything ever needed a warning label, it's a bottle of alcohol..

http://media1.tenor.com/images/...itemid=3500798

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “(hehe)(hehe) If anything ever needed a...

Lol, DandyDon, indeed, there should be a warning at least suggesting moderation.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

(hehe)
Also found this one funny:

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Masha Masha

In response to “(hehe) Also found this one...

Lol, Masha, yes, this is the alternative for wine amateurs.
(hehe)(y)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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