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When was the last time you were put in your place?

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Yesterday, around 2PM.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

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Yesterday, around 2PM.

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Tiffanee Tiffanee

Everytime i go visit my mother. She seems to manage to remind me that she is in charge, whether it's true or not.

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Carla Carla

Anytime I tried to argue with my mom that never did me any good I was always a headstrong stubborn Kid but as I look back now I realize mom was right most of the time

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Metal_god14

Three nights ago by my girlfriend. (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Three nights ago by my girlfriend. (hehe)

What? Did you make a stupid remark, Mark, about being upside down and therefore not needing any silly pudding in her other end during the period? It is correct, but still... They don't understand it. Females are quite alien to us.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “What? Did you make a stupid remark, Mark...

During a text conversation, I missed her joking comment and said something that apparently pissed her off, and she then went on and on about me not paying attention. ****, she wrote a short novel in her text.

Women write too much.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “During a text conversation, I missed her...

I flirted with my neighbor on the phone, with SMS (text message - a FINNISH invention as most of the stuff involving cell phones are)... She... Well... Hasn't sent a message back and since I haven't seen her... I guess I must have blown her brains.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I flirted with my neighbor on the phone, with...

Well messages never come out right when texting. I should've just called her and avoid the painful endless long messages.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Well messages never come out right when...

You can always give her my number... Yeah, it's a long way, but I can't even fly that much without the chopper going down in the middle of the ocean...

+358445650856 - my phone is off for the night, but if she feels **** enough during your nights... Well...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “You can always give her my number... Yeah...

Ah, phone ****!
I may just pass that number to her, we'll see how things go tonight.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Ah, phone ****! I may just pass that number...

Not tonight, since I am quite exhausted, I will keep my phone off, but one night she will tell you "We're going to have the second miracle birth! And he didn't even touch me." And then you will be all... Well... Not well.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “Not tonight, since I am quite exhausted, I...

(hehe)(hehe)

She can't get pregnant, literally impossible.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “(hehe)(hehe) She can't get pregnant...

I can get men pregnant.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I can get men pregnant.

I don't have **** with men, I'm 380% heterosexual and 20% Metrosexual. (biggrin)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “I don't have **** with men, I'm 380%...

I can get a lion pregnant and a horse... It's called scientific experimenting.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “(maniac)(shock)

Oh, forgot the kiwi. I might be able to save them all.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

I have. Aug. 23rd of this year. It's haunted me since.....sigh.

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Freeranger Freeranger

2008 - When Obama told me I was a typical white male, clinging to me guns and religion.

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