Jack be nimble, Jack be quick! Jack jumped over the Candlestick!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick! Jack jumped over the Candlestick!

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Turns out, Jack wasn't so nimble, Jack wasn't so quick because Jack's got a burnt friggin ****!

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Jack was not nimble...Jack was not quick..

Jack caught the flame, right to his..............Britches.

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DandyDon DandyDon

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Ha!
Jack isnt so bright.

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Carla Carla

Don't know if that's worse or falling on it butt first.

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

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Either way, it's gonna make a mark.

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Carla Carla

Jack was not nimble...Jack was not quick..

Jack caught the flame, right to his..............Britches.

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DandyDon DandyDon

Jack needs to find a different hobby, rather than jumping over candlesticks. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Well, if Jack really wants to challenge himself he should try jumping over a Menorah.. starting tonight as a matter of fact.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

sorry to hear it, Depending, you could stuff a wick down through Jack's candle if he's less than nimble.

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Freeranger Freeranger

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I saw him live years ago and his poems still make me laugh! Good catch!

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Rooster Rooster OP

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The first time saw I him, he was a guest speaker at Church. jk

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azlotto azlotto

Lol, I can only say, with a chuckle: "poor Jack"!
(biggrin)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne

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