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I want to have **** with a woman, who is not reading my mind. Any suggestions? No, I don't want to have a braindead Kardashian, cheers.

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Yeah, this was actually a question, but I cannot bother to change it to the other side. I apologize for the inconvenience.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Yeah, this was actually a question, but I...

I changed that for you!

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Rooster Rooster

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I'd call that an impressive room service!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

You might try a hoe instead. All they think of is the money! So you're safe there! LOL

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “You might try a hoe instead. All they think...

I tried a garden hose.

I just needed the compressor engine to run the air backwards.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I tried a garden hose. I just needed the...

Don't want to see you get a yeast infection or anything so, why not go the safe route and buy a hot tub? Put it on hyper-massage and just sit over the jets......

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Freeranger Freeranger

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That would be cheating on Winnipeg Jets.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

no one said anything about pegging buddy. that's on you.....

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Freeranger Freeranger

I don't know if that's possible Zonk, women are interesting creatures, often unreadable and impulsive. Nothing good isn't without it's conditions or consequences.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “I don't know if that's possible Zonk, women...

You can see their teeth, so... You can predict their future as well... Being a thanksgiving Turkey and all... No, wait... I meant... Oh, oops.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Have you met Samantha?...

No, but I had a wonderful weekend with Gretchel, the non-talking parrot in Münich. She was quite choppy, though. I needed some surgery, after she was through.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “No, but I had a wonderful weekend with...

Well Samantha...(poor Samantha)...might judge you, but she's unlikely to attack you. ;)

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Bozette Bozette

In response to “Have you met Samantha?...

Is that the same Samantha that was on here as anonymous? (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Have you met Samantha?...

Ha!

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Have you met Samantha?...

Oh? You're introducing men to Samantha? (xp)

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “Oh? You're introducing men to Samantha? (xp)

Samantha Fox is a lesbian. Also, she's had a surgery - she wanted, counter-intellectually, smaller breasts. That means she doesn't like the natural order of mammals winning the planet over, after the silly event. She wants to be a crocodile.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Samantha Fox is a lesbian. Also, she's had a...

That's not good!

Crocodile's have very interesting eyes, but you can't trust them, as they always bite!

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Zolfie Zolfie

In response to “That's not good! Crocodile's have very...

It's in their nature. I wouldn't trust my **** anywhere near Samantha. I bet she has bitey downstairs as well.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “That's not good! Crocodile's have very...

RAWWR!!! 乂^◡^乂

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Ada Ada

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duct tape is amazing (biggrin)

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Zolfie Zolfie

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I think duct tape is a precursor to having any kind of **** with a crocodile. It's chemistry.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

She'll spark up your **** life.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “She'll spark up your ****...

My **** has no life. Anybody has some cheap Viagra I could buy online?

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Ask JD, (hehe)

JD uses my own cocktail, which has nothing to do with a tail, but plenty with a ****.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Just get a tin foil hat!


Then she'll be scratching her head, as she won't be able to read your mind

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Zolfie Zolfie

Women can read your mind 24/7 Marko, that's just the way it is.
乂º◡^乂

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Ada Ada

In response to “Women can read your mind 24/7 Marko, that's...

Even I can't read my mind.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

The perfect woman for you...

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