Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?      <b>*     A: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it.     </b>*     Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? * A: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it. * Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-parent-jokes.html

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Ha! He'll pay for it all his life! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

A: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it.

Link: https://www.free-funny-jokes.co...ent-jokes.html

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?...

I know from where that dad's comment comes, lol... I've been through it twice :)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne

In response to “I know from where that dad's comment comes...

Wow, that must have been difficult.

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “Wow, that must have been difficult.

Well, it certainly wasn't the way either of us planned in the beginning, lol, but the endings were amicable :D

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne

In response to “Well, it certainly wasn't the way either of...

Good to know that the endings were amicable.
(smile)

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Marianne Marianne OP

(maniac)(hehe)

That's why you only invite your parents and the in laws to the wedding.

(hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “(maniac)(hehe) That's why you only invite...

Lol, Mark, that is indeed less expensive - at least in the beginning.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

In response to “(maniac)(hehe) That's why you only invite...

I went to a wedding a year ago, where the bride and groom didn't have much money for an elaborate wedding and they could only invite 50 people. It was a beautiful wedding, very elegant, one of the best weddings I have ever been to. And now that smart, young couple are moving into a beautiful home that they just had built. If they had spent a lot on their wedding, they wouldn't be able to afford a home.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I went to a wedding a year ago, where the...

I've always thought spending crazy amount of money on a wedding was insane.

My wedding cost me $5,000, I took my parents and my in laws at the time to Barbados for a week. We got married in the beach.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “I've always thought spending crazy amount of...

It's a waste....some brides spend thousands of dollars on just a dress.

Wow, what a beautiful place for a wedding.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “It's a waste....some brides spend thousands...

Yes, it was gorgeous. We went back a year later for our honeymoon.

I almost lost her the day after our wedding, we were body boarding in an area with a strong under tow. She couldn't paddle in and was drifting away out to sea. I ended up swimming out to her and bringing her in with the leash on the body board tied to my ankle.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Yes, it was gorgeous. We went back a year...

Wow, that's scary....glad you were able to save her.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Wow, that's scary....glad you were able to...

Yeah, you know me, I go places where I'm not supposed too. (hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Yeah, you know me, I go places where I'm not...

Yep, you're a dare devil.(nme)

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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I've gotten away with a lot of near drownings. One time at Redondo, the swells, were breaking every 3-5 seconds and literally could not get back to shore. The under tow was way too strong, I had to swim against the waves dragging my board. I was so exhausted, I thought I was gonna drown.
The ocean changes in seconds, and can leave someone stranded out there.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “I've gotten away with a lot of near...

You were one of the lucky ones, a lot of people have drowned because of that very reason. I'm not a swimmer, so I stay close to the shore. lol

But I've tried water skiing, and when I fell I didn't let loose of the rope, and I think I swallowed half of the lake. lol That was the end of my water skiing career. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “You were one of the lucky ones, a lot of...

Yeah. especially when you fall forward water skiing with your mouth open. (hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Yeah. especially when you fall forward water...

A lesson learned. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Ha! He'll pay for it all his life! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Ha! He'll pay for it all his life! (hehe)...

Lol, Rooster, indeed!
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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Lol, Starz, indeed - they forget easily about all the additional assets, like the wedding dress, for instance ...
(biggrin)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

Yes...one way or the other:)

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Carla Carla

In response to “Yes...one way or the other:)

Exactly, Carla - lol.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne Marianne OP

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