I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but when a friend said to me the other day "what rhymes with orange...I said no it sure doesn't because I ain't that dumb🙄

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I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but when a friend said to me the other day "what rhymes with orange...I said no it sure doesn't because I ain't that dumb🙄

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I am not so easily fooled...all the time😘

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My thought is that there's waaay more in your shed L.P.

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Freeranger Freeranger

Everyone knows...what rhymes with chicken butt..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Everyone knows...what rhymes with chicken butt..

Finally someone gets it (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “Everyone knows...what rhymes with chicken butt..

Now what could we rhyme up with chicken butt?
My first thoughts are likely to sicken, but
My friend Colonel Sanders
Said once, to bystanders,
"Just sample my fried finger-lickin' cut."

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Now //what// could we rhyme up with chicken...

That would be "what" lol

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrightenedKeyAntlion-...

(hehe) Oh that is wrong on so many levels but still so damn funny

Anytime at work when someone asks me what is up I always respond with "A chicken's **** when it eats"...so far it hasn't detoured anyone from still asking (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “(hehe) Oh that is wrong on so many levels but...

I won't ask about other asses....

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Freeranger Freeranger

In response to “https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrightenedKeyAntlion-...

Rooster!

FOR SHAME!!! (omg) (ono)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Rooster! FOR SHAME!!! (omg) (ono)

Who? Me? (hehe) (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Who? Me? (hehe) (hehe)

Um... doesn't the rooster's beak hurt, if he starts pecking? (swt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Um... doesn't the rooster's beak hurt, if he...

Depends on what he's pecking at! (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Depends on what he's pecking at! (hehe)

I dunno... whatever stuff the rooster finds in that area tends to be kinda sensitive. (wt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “I dunno... whatever stuff the rooster finds...

Well, chickens actually do have little tongues in their beak! They don't have teeth though.

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Well, chickens actually do have little...

You seem to know an awful lot about this topic, Rooster! (shock)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Research??? (hehe)

Sounds more like applied research... (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Sounds more like //applied// research... (hehe)

I plead insanity! (hehe)

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “I plead insanity! (hehe)

Ok... case dismissed. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Syringe.....

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JD JD

In response to “Syringe.....

(hmm) I am suspecting you are trying to fool me

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “As if....moi

It don't take much...if ya want to have a battle of wits challenge me to contest of going through a reloving door...talk about confussion (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “It don't take much...if ya want to have a...

I want not pit myself against you, hehe

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JD JD

Lol, there is a forgotten rhyme:

sporange

a rare alternative form of sporangium
(i.e. a spore case, especially in fungi, algae, mosses, ferns and some other plants):

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Sporange
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporangium

(smile)
But otherwise, there are only near rhymes, like cringe, fringe, etc., and, of course, JD's proposal.

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Marianne Marianne

In response to “Lol, there is a forgotten rhyme:...

It depends on regional pronunciation... some people pronounce orange as 'oar-inge'.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “It depends on regional pronunciation... some...

Lol, Thinkerbell - regional pronunciations can, of course, cause rhyming problems or new alternatives.
(hehe)(smile)

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Marianne Marianne

One evening, I craved something juicy,
And opened the fridge, loosey-goosey.
A creak of the door hinge,
And out rolled an orange,
Which suited my needs quite sans souci.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

There is a mountain between Abergavenny and Blaenavon called the Blorenge.Wonder what Blorenge rhymes with?

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

In response to “There is a mountain between Abergavenny and...

I am going to be wondering that now too (hehe)

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Lil_Princess Lil_Princess OP

In response to “There is a mountain between Abergavenny and...

I could never figure out how to pronounce any Welsh word. Well, except maybe Newport or Cardiff, say. (biggrin)

And there seems to be a variety of opinions on Blorenge. Some rhyme with orange, some don't. (biggrin) (biggrin)

https://www.howtopronounce.com/blorenge/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGygrtaM_R4

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “I could never figure out how to pronounce any...

I live 11 miles from it-the way everyone says it round here it rhymes with orange

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Blewynanifail Blewynanifail

In response to “I live 11 miles from it-the way everyone says...

I'll go with what the locals say. (y)

The locals would know,
     how best to say 'Blorenge',
And maybe the outsiders
    mispronounce 'orange'.

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