If you had to reek of anything what would that be?

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If you had to reek of anything what would that be?

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Pussy

cat litter. (hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

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My favorite perfume.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Success.

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Maze Maze

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Success over what?

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Success over what?

All the important things relative to earthly success. Good health, nice family, fat bank account, new car, fancy house... you know, the kind of person who reeks of success. I figure if you're going to reek of something, aim high.

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Maze Maze

In response to “All the important things relative to earthly...

You never fail to amaze. I'm now re-centered.

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Bacon

Oh. Yesss...

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “https://zenpype.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/...

You are the most predictable man on the planet... (hehe)

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Bub Bub OP

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Hey! It's break time for me! lol

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Hey! It's break time for me! lol

I see you as looking like a well-aged John Wayne... is this the reality?

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “I see you as looking like a well-aged John...

Naw. Well aged but I don't look like John Wayne! LOL. More like Tommy Chong with a haircut. Most of the time but I do let it grow long still! Hate haircuts.

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Naw. Well aged but I don't look like John...

Good look! Tommy is cool. Always will be.
I hate haircuts, too... but thinning, balding grey hair is best kept short :(

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Bub Bub OP

Pussy

cat litter. (hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “Pussy cat...

You ignorant pig...

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “You ignorant pig...

No question about that ...

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “No question about that ...

(y)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Pussy cat...

You said the first thing that came to many of us. We just didn't have the balls to say it. <s>

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

In response to “Pussy cat...

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Rose_Bud Rose_Bud

In response to “Pussy cat...

Here. This might help. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “(hehe)(hehe) or...

Yep. Either one will do if you bathe in them. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “(maniac)(hehe)

There once was a bloke with the cheek
To seek like a feline to reek.
He said,"It's not wussy
To smell like a p*ssy,
'Cuz now I belong to a clique."

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “//There once was a bloke with the...

(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

Where did you find that? That's a real good one.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

In response to “(hehe)(hehe)(hehe) Where did you find that?...

I composed it two minutes ago. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “I composed it two minutes ago. (biggrin)

Again... "dashed it off" or "jotted it down" sound less boastful than "composed it", no? (hehe)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “Again... "dashed it off" or...

"...one does not need the talent of Shakespeare to compose a limerick, but merely a sense of humor." (boldface added)

http://www.english.emory.edu/cl.../limerick.html

And you have to remember that poets are a very vain lot. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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I know poets are vain... but why are you? (maniac)

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “I know poets are vain... but why are //you//?...

Oooh... still smarting from yesterday, are we? (hehe)

OK, here's how it goes:

1. A composer of poems (good or bad) is a poet (good or bad).

2. A limerick is a poem.

3. Therefore a composer of limericks is a poet.

Elementary, my dear Watson. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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All very logical. Now, write something careless... something without a point.

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “All very logical. Now, write something...

Hmmm.... uhhh... errr.... umm...

Gee, Bub, you have me stumped.

I just can't think of anything to write without a point. (think)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Hmmm.... uhhh... errr.... umm... Gee, Bub...

It's almost too easy for me... (cry)
Being far left and all...

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Bub Bub OP

In response to “It's almost too easy for me... (cry) Being...

Being far left does give one a decided advantage in writing or saying pointless things. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

The scent of the air when the apple and cherry trees bloom. If im gonna reek of something i want it to be a faint, reek. Is there such a thing?

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Carla Carla

Pheromones that women find irresistible (biggrin)

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Pheromones that women find irresistible (biggrin)

I think I'd edit that to "attractive women". LOL

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

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yeah i hear you, too late unfortunately. Deep inside we're all more or less shallow xD

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

freesias

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Aloysious

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I had to look this up - - very interesting.

https://www.theflowerexpert.com...lowers/freesia

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