Why are certain trees more hostile than the others?

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Why are certain trees more hostile than the others?

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Box Elders are the worst, imho! They have attacked two of my houses. 😕

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Bozette Bozette

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Box Elders are the worst, imho! They have attacked two of my houses. 😕

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Bozette Bozette

In response to “Box Elders are the worst, imho! They have...

We should burn them to the ground! (Trees, not houses, unless you find them irritating as well.)

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “We should burn them to the ground! (Trees...

Still working on burning the last tree that fell on the house. Yeah, it's irritating, but I'm really hoping I've had my share of house fires for a lifetime. 😕

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Bozette Bozette

In response to “Still working on burning the last tree that...

I will personally fly to the upside-down world and bring a koala you can have in your favorite tree, before you help the slough to set it on fire.

EDIT: The tree, I mean, not the big K.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I will personally fly to the upside-down...

Appreciate that, Z! 😄

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Bozette Bozette

Fruitless Mulberry trees! Constant mess with leaves and super pollen. Plus the damn roots got in my sewer pipe and I had to replace the whole pipe for about $5,000.00! Pure evil! I made sure my new house didn't have one anywhere near it it. They are a totally hostile tree.

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Fruitless Mulberry trees! Constant mess with...

I'm certain, that they are actually planning an attack on you right now. Just look over your left shoulder. There's the proof.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Maybe they are bullies ?(biggrin)

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

Bad parenting.

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beachbum beachbum

In response to “Bad parenting.

Yep. Know, where thy roots arrrrrrr. Just as Davy's parrot said.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Yep. Know, where thy roots arrrrrrr. Just as...

Yep - falling close to those apples.

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beachbum beachbum

Hell yeah, there's this tree I don't know where I think in Jamaica that is so damn poisonous that you can't get rid of it, it's fruits will kill you, if you burn it it will release the poison in the air.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Hell yeah, there's this tree I don't know...

That's called Christmas Tree.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “That's called Christmas Tree.

Is that what it was? You mean to tell me we are on the verge of killing ourselves every December?! O_O

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Is that what it was? You mean to tell me we...

Yes. That's why you were out there, wearing horns and shouting: "I'm a reindeer, shoot me!"

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

I think they're all equally hostile.. just bidding their time. They're going to eat us when we die.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

Maybe they were bad seeds.

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Masha Masha

In response to “Maybe they were bad seeds.

Aaaaaand... The GREAT PRIZE GOES TO MASHA! What an incredibly witty answer! Seriously, that was pretty, bloody awesome!

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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What? You don't believe in trees?

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