Did you know you can break (ish) your ****? Yes... yes, you can. Here's one way that left a comedian's "Broken Bananah" bed bound. [click any one of three links]

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Did you know you can break (ish) your ****? Yes... yes, you can. Here's one way that left a comedian's "Broken Bananah" bed bound. [click any one of three links]

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GO TO: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/health/broken-bananah-penile-fracture-ross-asdourian/index.html

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You made me fold my legs just reading that! Just don't get into trouble either!

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CNN's staff does it so much better - it's definitely entertaining ;)

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/...ian/index.html

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

You made me fold my legs just reading that! Just don't get into trouble either!

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “You made me fold my legs just reading that!...

Lol... sorry :P That pain had to had be excruciating, and four weeks at that! Man....

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

In response to “You made me fold my legs just reading that!...

When people will frolic and frisk,
If they're careless, they might slip a disk.
But it could be far worse
For the guys in this verse;
I'm glad that I'm NOT thus at risk. (swt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “When people will frolic and frisk, If they're...

LOL. That deserves a standing ovation , at least! Very clever :D

Thanks, Tink, for the laugh and the warning ;D

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

In response to “LOL. That deserves a standing ovation , at...

You're welcome, and thank you. (redface) (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

It gets worse

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Freeranger Freeranger

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Is there no limit to man's pain :(

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

I know of one on here that I could say this to ... (maniac)

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

I've actually discussed this in detail with Girlfriends because some of us have been in the situation where we thought it had actually snapped during ** but thankfully I've never broken any of my Lovers ** , only their Ribs.

Reverse CowGirl is hazardous , just saying..........(smirk2)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “I've actually discussed this in detail with...

particularly if one's aim is off huh?

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Freeranger Freeranger

In response to “particularly if one's aim is off...

or one doesn't get full marks for her dismount (smirk2)

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Darkest_Serenity Darkest_Serenity

In response to “or one doesn't get full marks for her...

you'd get points (at least kudo's) for allowing an audience I think

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Freeranger Freeranger

In response to “I've actually discussed this in detail with...

Oh come on they can be bent permanently . I knew a guy with a permanent bender.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Oh come on they can be bent permanently . I...

I'm sure. It may have been back then they didn't didn't have the know how to correct it, or the guy couldn't afford the correction. Anyway - again - read the full article for clarification, please, instead of guessing.

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

I've had to send mine away for repairs....dog bit it...

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JD JD

In response to “I've had to send mine away for repairs....dog...

I've come close to having that happen; quick reflexes saved me.

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

In response to “I've come close to having that happen; quick...

Brings tears to my eyes...

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JD JD

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I can understand that, no problem ;)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

In response to “I've had to send mine away for repairs....dog...

JD!

WHAT were you doing with that dog!?! (shock) (wt) (wary)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “JD! //WHAT// were you doing with that...

He thought I was feeding him.

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JD JD

In response to “He thought I was feeding him.

Um... next time bring along some weiner sausages. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Um... next time bring along some weiner...

I'm a big fat pork sausage person...succulent

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JD JD

In response to “LOL!!!

(biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “(biggrin)

((love those big grins))

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

I guess that would be a sudden drop in blood pressure. He must have been poking a dry vaginer.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “I guess that would be a sudden drop in blood...

Maybe he needed some Vienerslider!

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Rooster Rooster

In response to “Maybe he needed some...

LMAO...or maybe some Kentucky jelly.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “I guess that would be a sudden drop in blood...

Definitely a sudden drop in a lot of things , lol. The article tells how the injury happened :)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

In response to “Definitely a sudden drop in a lot of things...

I read the article, but the comment about Dr. Wang was funny.
All joking aside, just thinking about that condition is painful.

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azlotto azlotto

In response to “I read the article, but the comment about Dr...

He did have a fun slant to the way the article read - it could've been a drab take on the issue but he made it seem fun and funny... I agree :D

Thanks for your input - it's always looked forward to ;)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

I've heard about such occurrences, yes. Sounds painful, in more ways than one...cool that Mr. Asdourian shared his unfortunate experience with humor. :)

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Piper2 Piper2

I liked the way the article read, too - being as long as it was, that definitely made the difference.

Nice to have you on the post, Piper :)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

* protectively covers groins after reading post *

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “* protectively covers groins after reading post *

LOL!! I'd be a little paranoid about letting loose, too :D

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

Yes, penile fracture

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Trish Trish

The technical term for this is "broke ****". 😂

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Will_Janitor Will_Janitor

In response to “The technical term for this is "broke...

Isn't there a mountain by that name...? (think)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Oh for God Sake are you 11 years old or something? If it gets broken there is only one solution - amputation.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

In response to “Oh for God Sake are you 11 years old...

I might have thought the same, Lorraine, but... well, read CNN's news article - it describes what happened, both about the injury and its surgical correction. The link to it is in the "explanation" box and on my first comment.

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

Mine looks like that all the time 😱

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Cantona

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Ok :) His should be of a similar shape, as well. I don't remember the article citing any difference.

Thanks for posting your comment - it's appreciated :)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

Yes. It actually happened to my brother-in-law many years back

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Sir_Whatz Sir_Whatz

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I can imagine the amount pain - at least initially; definitely not my first choice for an injury.

I haven't seen your posts show up since we left Sodahead. Nice to see you're still around :D

Thanks for giving your input - good of you to take the time ;)

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PartyOfOne PartyOfOne OP

In response to “I can imagine the amount pain - at least...

I became a member about three weeks after Fef pulled the plug on SodaHead. Just haven't been active much the last little bit

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Sir_Whatz Sir_Whatz

In response to “I became a member about three weeks after Fef...

I've been feeling the same - I'm going to blame it on the nice weather :)

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