Jesus never died on the cross. He's merely in protective custody, as part of the on-going witness security program. I just saw him last week, with a chainsaw. He was loving it.

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That was Ronald MacDonald.

People who don't believe in Jesus will believe anything!

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that_guy that_guy

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I believe my soul has been restored.

That's why we have the silly "save game" option. Although, weren't you wearing green the last time? Oh, shit, another bugfix comin' up...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

That's not Jesus! That's my uncle, Morty! He runs the delicatessen on the corner down the street from me!

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TheAmazinZedd TheAmazinZedd

You're missing an important part to this story.

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JerryHendrickson JerryHendrickson

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MS-DOS & Backup/Restore from multiple volumes? Done that with floppy disks, back in the late Eighties.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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