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Some good news for a change. I managed to secure a new rented flat two weeks prior to "oh, crap, it's too late to move." The distance of moving: 250 **** metres. I can carry most of my stuff over there by foot. May 20th, dat flat is ready for some Donna Summer and B52s combined. Eleven days time to move, I take it as an exercise.

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Why did you have to move?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

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Good thing the appliances in Europe are on the tiny side... :)

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glad_hands glad_hands

In response to “Good thing the appliances in Europe are on...

Not my South-Korean microwave. It weighs about the same as all of the sins you haven't admitted to yet.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Not my South-Korean microwave. It weighs...

(hehe) - - - Built to last, eh?

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glad_hands glad_hands

In response to “(hehe) - - - Built to last, eh?

I have never had a microwave oven to weigh as much as that. I think they are trying to prevent North Korea from launching their missiles, by scooping the top shielding off.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I have never had a microwave oven to weigh as...

I have a hefty 40 yr old Panasonic Dimenson 4 - except for a burnt out interior light it works just fine. Of course I may be dispatched to an early grave by leaking microwaves or whatever but it zaps my frozen dinners real swell nonetheless!

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glad_hands glad_hands

In response to “I have a hefty 40 yr old Panasonic Dimenson 4...

That is the spirit!

Panasonic has nine lives. You have four. They sell 'em in bunches, these days, with different exponential leave-or-don't ratings for fisticuffs between squirrels and rhinos.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

OK. Just as a precaution - I'm a country yahoo with no apparent reason to trust these so-called electrolycianianites. I think they just want to steal our thunder. But I am a wary ol' cuckoo-yer-yahoo. I wouldn't want to be less than that, since the **** lighting-yahoo is yer cuckoo like a burnt feather and not so much-a-yahoo. Gonna put stuff down now and get the nasty go by. No power coming diz way, black nor whitey-o-pale. Friggin'. Whatzno.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Although, I might as well just see-me-eye, bloodshot or not. Who knows, maybe it just goes away, the bad Indian weather-cocko-duu-deliriumiamische. It sounds like a bad weather, booming - boom, but no show. **** love, dat, baby.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Although, I might as well just see-me-eye...

You and W.C. Fields... both of you love odd words and names. (y)
Your weird words are more modern, though...

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glad_hands glad_hands

Why did you have to move?

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “Why did you have to move?

My current landlady prefers a shorter commute to work. She works in a big firm and a side office is just about few hundred metres from the flat. So far, she has been driving about 60 km a day, jobwise. It's logical. She owns this flat, she wants to make a change.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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Thanks for explaining Marko.

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SynysterGates SynysterGates

You havent been there long. You feeling well enough?

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Carla Carla

In response to “You havent been there long. You feeling well...

We have a vocal agreement, which is good enough by the law.

The paperwork will be done on 20th (Sunday), when I will also get the key to the apartment. I mean singular. There is only one (1) key.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “We have a vocal agreement, which is good...

There is only one you.
I would give you a hand, but, you know...the ocean.

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Carla Carla

In response to “There is only one you. I would give you a...

The handjob is always only based on the number of volunteers, a bit like dirty lottery.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “The handjob is always only based on the...

I was thinking more in the lines of handtruck...but, well..what WAS i thinking?

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Carla Carla

In response to “I was thinking more in the lines of...

You are a lot like my left eyebrow. I don't notice it, often, but every now and then it attacks me with a chainsaw, that has psychic abilities.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “You are a lot like my left eyebrow. I don't...

Hmmm. With you everyday, man. Right..there..on ..your... head.....
Waiting:)

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Carla Carla

In response to “Hmmm. With you everyday, man...

Do you like old Lucasfilm(tm) adventure games? I have been playing a game made by Ron Gilbert and that other whats-his-name... Hilarious! It's like all of the best meets the worst of 2010's...

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Do you like old Lucasfilm(tm) adventure...

No....dont do video games:[

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Carla Carla

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You should. Some of them are hilarious.

Great big laughs and problems to solve.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

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:). I dont have the patience, marko. And enough problems, too many problems, to solve.

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Carla Carla

In response to “:). I dont have the patience, marko. And...

Just give me the address... I will crash an another helicopter, anonymously, with a zonkey tail and balloons.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “Just give me the address... I will crash an...

If you can do it without damaging any of my trees..or you, then maybe.

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Carla Carla

In response to “If you can do it without damaging any of my...

I hate trees. They all have maniac squirrels about to bite my legs off. Other than those, they make a nice vista... As long it's not Microsoft.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Enjoy your new place.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Enjoy your new place.

It's difficult to say, since there is only one key to it... And I haven't seen it. The landlord told me it's pretty gnarly. I told him, I don't mind.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “It's difficult to say, since there is only...

Well, let's hope for the best. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Well, let's hope for the best. lol

I'm expecting demons and a toilet, that flushes upwards.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

In response to “I'm expecting demons and a toilet, that...

That's not good. (frown)

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

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It will also sing: "Take on me..." Under certified circumstances.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls OP

Yeah...and after you move in you can look for a gym. Better than a hospital. Surprise your family.

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