Your phone rings. There's a knock at the door. You get a reply to one of your Amirite comments or PMs. Your dog needs to go outside... all of these things happen at the same time. Which do you respond to first?

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Your phone rings. There's a knock at the door. You get a reply to one of your Amirite comments or PMs. Your dog needs to go outside... all of these things happen at the same time. Which do you respond to first?

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I just wait until it all stops....

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JD JD

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I pick up the phone and peek who's at the door, I don't have a dog. The rest is entertainment and therefore not a priority.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “I pick up the phone and peek who's at the...

But it's Amirite... that's not a priority?

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “But it's Amirite... that's not a priority?

It's something I do for fun, I get distracted at best but I dont really think of it as something important for my life.

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “It's something I do for fun, I get distracted...

I really need to find a *sarcasm* emoji... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “I really need to find a *sarcasm* emoji... (hehe)

its hard to get it in writing

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Sunny_the_skeptic Sunny_the_skeptic

In response to “its hard to get it in writing

Uh huh

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “I really need to find a *sarcasm* emoji... (hehe)

I took the challenge! Here is one and even includes a little sign for those slow on the uptake.

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Budwick Budwick

In response to “I took the challenge! Here is one and even...

That'll do, yup.

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Chuck_Tom OP

I just wait until it all stops....

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JD JD

In response to “I just wait until it all stops....

You are wise... or lazy...

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Chuck_Tom OP

My dogs go out on their own. But, if they couldn't, definately the dog.
The rest i may choose to ignore, because i can.

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Carla Carla

I insert the phone into the dog, hand her over to the knocker-fucker and reply to the PM from Chuckey O'Wiley.

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ZonkeyBalls ZonkeyBalls

In response to “I insert the phone into the dog, hand her...

Damn, you one upped me with the phone, that's far more efficient.

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

Puppies get first attention. No one ever calls me unless they want to sell something, so I would respond to Amirite.

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Budwick Budwick

The dog.

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Rembio Rembio

I would peek through the window to see who was at the door, if I had a dog, I would take it out first, let the answering machine pick up. I wouldn't worry about Amirite. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I would peek through the window to see who...

Looks like letting the dogs out first comes , well... first :)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Looks like //letting the dogs out// first...

Yep, when I had a dog we had a fenced in back yard, so he could run free and do his deeds. lol Sure didn't want him messing on my carpet.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

if i could stand dog animals enough to own an entire dog, i would take it outside via the front so i could get the door. i p much refuse to answer my phone unless i have to (which is rare) but if it was one i needed to answer, i would still....not answer right then and just call back. and then amirite when i came back inside.

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astral_queen astral_queen

In response to “if i could stand dog animals enough to own an...

Not a dog person?

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Carla Carla

In response to “Not a dog person?

nope! they bring many people great joy, and im so happy for those people. but they are SO not for me.

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astral_queen astral_queen

In response to “nope! they bring many people great joy, and...

I appreciate you recognizing that. Many people come to that conclusion after they have brought home the puppy.

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Carla Carla

In response to “I appreciate you recognizing that. Many...

that's rough (ruff???? (hehe)) but if i ever ended up with an animal (even a dog one) i would take very good care of it. i would 1000000% rather have a cat though. or like 5 cats.... i would rather have 5 cats than one dog... lmao

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astral_queen astral_queen

In response to “that's rough (ruff???? (HEHE)) but if i ever...

I will take a pic of easy, my cat, and use it as my avatar..
That will have to be when he comes in. He spends much of his time crouched under the lilacs, eyeballing the red squirrels and birds.

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Carla Carla

In response to “I will take a pic of easy, my cat, and use it...

i would love to see him! and i love that his name is Easy. thats cute and weird! he sounds like he has nice relaxing days :')

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astral_queen astral_queen

In response to “i would love to see him! and i love that his...

He does.
In and out as he pleases. Cat heaven for sure.

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Carla Carla

Grab the phone and take the dog outside. Then tell the person on the phone I'll call back in a couple of minutes. Talk to the person who was knocking on my door as the dog does a big stinky, scoop the ****, take the dog in, wash my hands and return the phone call all within 10 minutes. I'll get to Amirite last; the responsibilities of the actual life that I live come before social networking.

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JerryHendrickson JerryHendrickson

If they all happen at the same time?

I grab the phone, and give it to the dog, open the dog, to go let him pee and bury the house phone (serious it's robo/stupid calls like 90% of the time)...

Answer the door, get rid of them and then answer the PM (tongue) if I hadn't already (tongue)

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Zolfie Zolfie

The machine will et the phone, the PM can wait until I have time, the dog can't. Grab the dog, answer the door with the dog collar in hand, make sure I want or safe to talk to the person at the door. Put the dog out, see who was calling, call back or not then Then I have the time deal with the PM. I expect people who know me that I will get back to them when there is time to give to them.

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ozzyboy ozzyboy

I make a sandwich and forget about it.

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “I make a sandwich and forget about it.

I saw the notification for this comment but there was no name attached to it but I knew it was from DD... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “(hehe) http://media3.giphy.com/media/G5X63GrrL...

Why don't you mix it up a bit... get angry or upset for once... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Why don't you mix it up a bit... get angry or...

I save that for slow traffic

(angry)

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “I save that for slow traffic (angry)

So I see... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “So I see...

(y)(maniac)

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DandyDon DandyDon

Take the dog.

When one of the others has the ability to shit on my floor, maybe I'll reassess the order.

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

In response to “(y)(hehe)(y)

New plan...

How about I answer the phone as I'm letting the dog out the front door to both chase that person away and crap. I'll set phone down on the porch so that person can listen to the madness, then I'll come to amirite and we can share a laugh about it.

I'm a **** multi-tasker if ever there was one ;)

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

In response to “New plan... How about I answer the phone as...

Re-re-assess - - - I'm unsure as to who or what will be doing the crapping... and on the porch?

(hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Re-re-assess - - - I'm unsure as to who or...

Porch and yard cleaning I can pass on to lil-me without guilt (6)

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

I grab a weapon and wonder who is knocking on my door. I ignore the phone completely. The dog can wait til I deal with said person at the door. I ignore everything else. Sit down and post on Amirite about how people should use doorbells when available instead of knocking. :)

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DW2 DW2

In response to “I grab a weapon and wonder who is knocking on...

Don't shoot! We're from the Publishers Clearing Warehouse with your big check! Can't you see the van and the balloons!?

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Don't shoot! We're from the Publishers...

Should have rung the doorbell. Plus at that point it’s more like a golf club. :)

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DW2 DW2

I take my dog outside

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Qazzie Qazzie

In response to “I take my dog outside

2 birds. Good call.

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DW2 DW2

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