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Dear God. If you could kindly put a 24 hour donut shop on my street, it would be greatly appreciated. Amen and all that.

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I wouldn't get too cocky, the next prayer you might be saying is to rid you of the heart disease that doughnut shop will bring.

Priorities man.

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I think God may frown at your dismissive attitude towards the Amen and all of that, dare I say it, no donut shop for you my friend!

If I was God I would put like four donut shops on your street. 24hr jobbies, that would deliver because you are like literally next door and you would just have to shout your order out of the kitchen window, or, the bedroom window, depending where you were in the house, thus satisfying all of your donuty desires.

I would also make sure you won Lotto, so you always had the credits to buy the donuts.

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AliceD AliceD

DW2 DW2 OP

In response to “I think God may frown at your dismissive...

Should I finish with “I hope your significant other is doing well.” ? :)

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DW2 DW2 OP

DW2 don't ask for such a thing. It will stink up your neighborhood and make you fat. Better if you must walk a mile to get a donut

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred

I'm with you....they don't call me donut for nothing

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JD JD

Or God.. if you could see to it that I gain an easy $100M and I'll put that donut shop up myself.

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PhilboydStudge PhilboydStudge

I wouldn't get too cocky, the next prayer you might be saying is to rid you of the heart disease that doughnut shop will bring.

Priorities man.

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

In response to “I wouldn't get too cocky, the next prayer you...

Ha, good point, and it might not even be the heart disease.

But get rid of
~ all the traffic
~ customers being loud and noisy while you're trying to sleep
~ all the cops who would then be always around (wink)(xp)

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Zolfie Zolfie

My wife said No. I can't buy one. (cry)

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JustJimColo JustJimColo

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Aw damn!

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DW2 DW2 OP

LOL - - Along with Sukie I live in Hamilton, ON which is where the first Tim Horton's was opened for business. We are overflowing with Tims and all sorts of other coffee/donut shops so we don't have your problem :)

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

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*harumph*
Being a straight woman, I'm offended by that meme (but I don't exactly know why)

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

In response to “*harumph* Being a straight woman, I'm...

You need only be offended by the male chauvinist pigs who do nothing but keep their eyes upon holes, as the meme points out.

Oh, wait... the rest are keeping their eyes upon the doughnuts. You can be offended by them too.   (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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I feel a fainting spell coming on... this is all so confusing

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

In response to “I feel a fainting spell coming on... this is...

I know how you feel. Just yesterday, it was all I could do to barely escape from a Pepsi mess some guy had made.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Um... r u nude?

Not any more, thank God. It's cold in the Great White North! I warmed up with some absinthe.
(hello)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Not any more, thank God. It's //cold// in the...

And no, I won't be making the expected pun... sorry (biggrin)

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

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It's about time some decency prevailed. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “It's about time some decency prevailed. (hehe)

Flit about the other, more charming, John... please?

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

In response to “I know how you feel. Just yesterday, it was...

Let's keep it clean here! Everybody knows Tink wears a green mini dress and white pants!

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that_guy that_guy

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Not when she gets stuck in Chuck's Pepsi and has to leave her clothes behind in order to escape. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

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When I was 3 yo my mother gave me a cookie with a hole in it and my uncle offered me a nickel for the hole. So I nibbled the cookie all the way around the hole without breaking it. Then I tugged on his shirt sleeve and gave him the hole.

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that_guy that_guy

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Good deal.

I those days, you probably could buy a doughnut for a nickel, and maybe your uncle would give you a dime for the doughnut hole.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Dear God, please don't put a donut shop on my street, I would then have 50 lbs. to lose.(wink)(yum)

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “Dear God, please don't put a donut shop on my...

How about a DQ, then... (yum)

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

In response to “How about a DQ, then... (yum)

I love DQ, but hardly have one. There is a DQ about 2-1/2 miles from my home. lol

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

In response to “I love DQ, but hardly have one. There is a...

Go for a 5 mile walk, then... and a banana split.

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Chuck_Tom Chuck_Tom

In response to “Go for a 5 mile walk, then... and a banana split.

Ha, that's tempting, but I'll pass, I'll go to Wendy's and get a frosty, they are just as good. Yummy.

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StarzAbove StarzAbove

I live on a short quiet street, I wouldn't want a store on it. I like how it's quiet and generally you know who's there and who's visiting. But a good close semi close shop might be nice (smile)

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