FUN/JOKES - - Post a question no one on Amirite could possibly answer. I'll start: Who is widely acclaimed as the funniest comedian from Bangladesh?

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FUN/JOKES - - Post a question no one on Amirite could possibly answer. I'll start: Who is widely acclaimed as the funniest comedian from Bangladesh?

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Will Trump get impeached....hehe

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JD JD

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Who is the most attractive person under 12

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TomboyJanet TomboyJanet

Challenge accepted...

What's the average number of hairs on the backside of a Gypsy Vanner foal ;)

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ForkNdaRoad ForkNdaRoad

In response to “Bangladeshi...

Unbelievable... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Unbelievable... (hehe)

I don't think there is anything to which you can't find an answer on the Internet. :)

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Linnster Linnster

In response to “I don't think there is anything to which you...

I think know you're right after seeing that vid.

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “I --think-- know you're right after seeing...

I'll have to view it at home - can't listen here at work.

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Linnster Linnster

If the sun rises at 5 am in okinawa and the sun sets at 8 pm in juarez, what time is it in qaqortoq?

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Carla Carla

In response to “If the sun rises at 5 am in okinawa and the...

Trick question. No fair.

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Chuck_Tom OP

Will Trump get impeached....hehe

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JD JD

In response to “Will Trump get impeached....hehe

Thinkerbug's influence over you is apparent... :(
NO POLITICS!

(hehe)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Thinkerbug's influence over you is...

That's not politics, it's law....hehe

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JD JD

In response to “Thinkerbug's influence over you is...

Her grace, Duchess Thinkerbell to you, churl!

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Her grace, //Duchess// Thinkerbell to you...

*cough!*... *hack!*

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “*cough!*... *hack!*

How quickly these commoners forget...

http://www.amirite.com/820142-p...nition/2770315

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “How quickly these commoners forget...

Prithee and forsooth et al... howeth mayeth I serviceth serveth thouest?

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Prithee and forsooth et al... howeth mayeth I...

Thou mayest first learn proper grammar.

And second, thou mayest remove thy mind from out ye gutter.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Okay...

I have 9 effects pedals in my chain.
Not counting the chromatic tuner or the volume pedal, I'll give you those.

Can you name all of them in one try?

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Okay... I have 9 effects pedals in my...

I cant even name one!

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Carla Carla

In response to “I cant even name one!

One down...lol

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “Okay... I have 9 effects pedals in my...

This is just a guess,wah pedal -buffer pedal-distortion pedal lever pedal-compressor pedal.

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hootowl hootowl

In response to “This is just a guess,wah pedal -buffer...

You got two..I have a distortion pedal and compressor/sustainer pedal.

My wah pedal broke and I haven't got another one yet.

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “You got two..I have a distortion pedal and...

I remembered you played the guitar and looked it up.I figured you would get a laugh out of it.Cause I know nothing about it.If I had a Wah pedal would give it to you,But I have no idea what it looks like.

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hootowl hootowl

In response to “I remembered you played the guitar and looked...

I figured you probably looked it up..lol
Thanks, I appreciate that..

It looks kind of like this..

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “I figured you probably looked it...

It looks like a stapler.

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hootowl hootowl

In response to “It looks like a stapler.

That's what I thought of too.

It's big as your foot and that top part swivels back and forth.

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DandyDon DandyDon

In response to “That's what I thought of too. It's big as...

Like a sewing machine pedal?

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hootowl hootowl

In response to “Like a sewing machine pedal?

Exactly..

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DandyDon DandyDon

Calculate, to the last digit, the exact value of pi

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Arachnia Arachnia

In response to “Calculate, to the last digit, the exact value...

It's amazing enough that some can rattle off the huge number of digits that they do... effortlessly, too

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Chuck_Tom OP

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(hehe)
Sometimes the sharpest comments come in the form of humor.

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Chuck_Tom OP

What was the name of the innkeeper who told Mary and Joseph there was no room? (I just learned this recently, so I am not sure of the accuracy.)

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Iggy Lipschitz?

Patel. And the people who told me that seemed to think it was a great joke. Apparently "patel" means "innkeeper" in this or that language, and a lot of middle eastern hotel managers take that as a surname.

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Patel. And the people who told me that seemed...

Why would Patel be a joke? Not awkward or funny or odd to me...

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Why would Patel be a joke? Not awkward or...

As I said, it was new information to me. I just passed it on.

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that_guy that_guy

In response to “Patel. And the people who told me that seemed...

Of course it's a surname. Those hotel managers are immigrants from India.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a...

He had an accident. The vine broke.
He fell, and had some serious damage .

That's how he learned to yell like that.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “He had an accident. The vine broke. He fell...

(hehe) There has to be some research into the kind of damage that gives you a shaved face without shaving. It could help a lot pf people with unwanted hair.

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “(Hehe) There has to be some research into the...

In many cases, the cure might be considered worse than the disease. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “In many cases, the cure might be considered...

They’ll get used to it. Like they got used to waxing.



(image:https://es.123rf.com/photo_1782...rostro.html)

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “They’ll get used to it. Like they got...

Yeah, but in Tarzan's case, it wasn't just a matter of waxing. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Yeah, but in Tarzan's case, it wasn't just a...

It wasn’t? I thought he dropped from the vine into a puddle of beeswax. I’m disappointed. (no)

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “It wasn’t? I thought he dropped from...

Not as disappointed as Tarzan.
He was never the same again. (shock)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Not as disappointed as Tarzan. He was never...

(hehe)

Meanwhile, Google has the answer to all questions.

Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote that Tarzan used to shave with his knife everyday to maintain some sense of humanity and to separate him from the gorillas.

Here's what Burroughs stated in "Tarzan of the Apes":

"Was not hair commencing to grow upon his face? All the apes had hair upon theirs but the black men were entirely hairless, with very few exceptions.

True, he had seen pictures in his books of men with great masses of hair upon lip and cheek and chin, but, nevertheless, Tarzan was afraid. Almost daily he whetted his keen knife and scraped and whittled at his young beard to eradicate this degrading emblem of apehood.

And so he learned to shave–rudely and painfully, it is true–but, nevertheless, effectively."

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “(Hehe) Meanwhile, Google has the answer to...

Excellent research!

But that was before his... um... accident. (ono)

But wait a minute! Why did Burroughs call him "Tarzan of the Apes" if Tarzan didn't want to be associated with them?

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “//Excellent// research//!// But that was...

That may be because he was brought up by an ape and after he defeated the King Ape who killed his human father, he was declared King of the Apes.

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5b0d397922d...

These are questions no mountaintop guru could answer... :(

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5b0d397922d...

You say, "I deny that I'm in denial;  We have discovered a new version of the liar paradox."

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “You say, "I deny that I'm in denial;...

You’ll be the person in denial of the fact they’re in denial. You’re in denial.

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

In response to “You’ll be the person in denial of the...

If the denial is true, then it's false; if the denial is false, then it's true. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “If the denial is true, then it's false; if...

So, we’ll never know whether the cartoon in a purple tank top is in denial. Sigh. 😔

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ZaraZooper ZaraZooper

Think before you claim to be cooler than me because..

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Basic Basic

In response to “Think before you claim to be cooler than me...

That's a rudimentary (basic (hehe)) assumption...

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Chuck_Tom OP


There once was an ignorant lout,
Much given to wond'ring about
What would happen if he
Would eat himself, see,
He tried it, and turned inside out.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “(Clap)

Thank you. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Thank you. (biggrin)

oh brother...

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “//oh brother//...

Duchesses are always appreciative of acclaim. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Duchesses are always appreciative of...

I hear back in your rebellious teens quite a few brawny blokes "staked a claim" on you... (wink)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “I hear back in your rebellious teens quite a...

Many tried, few succeeded.

If they couldn't compose a proper limerick, they had no chance. (hello)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Many tried, few succeeded. If they couldn't...

55 ain't just a "few"...

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “55 ain't just a "few"...

55 could never compose a proper limerick, so they just abused themselves. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “55 could //never// compose a proper limerick...

55 succeeded - those are the few you specified above. I know because I have all of your dalliances on tape.

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “55 __succeeded__ - those are the few you...

Ok, let's hear their limericks, if you say you have tapes.

All alleged 55. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Ok, let's hear their limericks, if you say...

Your mind is slipping. Slug back a xxx of nectar...

You said many tried, few succeeded. I said the 55 who became your lovers were hardly a "few". I have tapes of your 52 sessions (3 of those 55 couldn't perform, remember??)... NOT the limericks.

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Your mind is slipping. Slug back a xxx of...

Pick yourself up off the rug, varlet.

Proper limericks were a prerequisite, and if you had 55 tapes, we could hear them reciting as they performed.

Her passions were not soon extinguished,
For his skills were superb, most distinguished.
Of tongues he spoke four,
And she soon moaned for more,
As he said, "I'm a mosht cunning linguisht."

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

There once was a bug quite smug,
Her booze she'd oft chug-a-lug
When Lizzie got dizzy
Her brain in a tizzy
She'd slug a pug in the xxx

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “//There once was a bug quite smug,// //Her...

Your meter needs work. (hehe)

There once was a **** quite smug,
Whose booze he would oft chug-a-lug.
He stumbled on Lizzie,
Who quickly got busy,
And slugged the drugged xxx to the rug.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Your meter needs work. (hehe) //There once...

*sniffle* some duchess you are... showin' me up on my own post... (cry)

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “*sniffle* some duchess you are... showin' me...

That's what duchesses do... (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “That's what duchesses do...

Your shipment of fermented nectar has arrived, ma'am.
Shall I decant your usual afternoon quart?

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Your shipment of fermented nectar has...

You may pour me my usual thimbleful of ambrosia, varlet.

And don't spit in it.

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “You may pour me my usual thimbleful of...

*how 'bout if I spit on this?* (mind-grabbing my jaunty funstick)

Of course not, milady... and may I adjust your wig before your guests arrive?

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “*how 'bout if I spit on this?* (mind-grabbing...

Kindly keep your pollutions to yourself, varlet. (frown)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “Kindly keep your pollutions to yourself...

I did! Can you read minds, too??

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “I did! Can you read minds, too??

I don't have to read minds.

All I have to do is observe the bulge in your tights, puny as it may be. (hmm)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “I don't //have// to read minds. All I have...

Ha! That does it! Prepare for the UNLEASHING!!

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Ha! That does it! Prepare for the **UNLEASHING!!**

OMG!  All two inches? (shock)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

In response to “OMG//!//  //All// two inches? (shock)

Yes! Half your body length! IN DIAMETER!!

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5b0d9733e1c...

Yeah... it figures... :(

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Chuck_Tom OP

In response to “Yeah... it figures... :(

Of course it figures!

It would never fit!

Um... not that I would want it to. (wt)

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Thinkerbell Thinkerbell

You might experience a broken rib.

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